...Baby One More Time

Betty's Baby Bump - While Hilda makes eyes with (and cuts ears off of) Justin's gym teacher, Daniel finds redemption through work, Christina learns the genesis of the demon spawn growing inside her, and Betty tries to befriend Charlie. Charlie repays her for this gesture by giving birth in Betty's living room.

The Flame Still Burns

Burning Questions - Turns out that without her meds, Renee truly is batshit crazy, and she tries to kill Betty. Elsewhere, Henry punches Gio and Project Runway winner Christian Siriano pops in for a cameo.

Birthday Blues

Twenty-Four Candles - Betty can't wait to spend her dream birthday weekend with Henry. And then Charlie comes to town. Meanwhile, Wili and Renee duke it out for the title of world's evilest sister, and Claire makes the most of her prison connections.

A Thousand Words By Friday

A Thousand Words By Friday - As Betty does research for her big break, Henry proves that he can insult a woman as well as if not better than Gio. Daniel gets freaky with Wili's sister, and Amanda reunites with her father, Gene Simmons.

Odor In The Court

Odor In The Court - Betty saves the day again, this time unwittingly exposing herself to poisonous toad venom to prove Claire's innocence. Meanwhile, Gio's feelings for Betty deepen, and Christina might be having a lot of Bradhelmina's demon spawn. Is eleven-tuplets a word?

Zero Worship

Zero Worship - Amanda receives some confusing words from a psychic, which lead her to believe she inherited a giant tongue. Wili's hostile womb puts a hitch in her pregnancy scheme, as does her unwitting hiring of a surrogate who's secretly a porn dominatrix. And Betty's advocacy for the use of real-sized women in Mode's fashion show is great for both saving the children and generating huge amounts of publicity.

Bananas For Betty

Bananas For Betty - Daniel and Alexis battle it out for control of Meade Publications, while Wili battles against her own negative image. She briefly rehabilitates before ill-advisedly tangling with Betty White. Yes, THE Betty White. But no matter. She has plenty of Meade sperm in the freezer, which I'm sure will fix everything. And Gio inspires Betty to try to add some excitement to her relationship with Henry, but she eventually learns that she likes her boyfriend just the way he is.

Giving Up The Ghost

Giving Up The Ghost - After crashing Bradford's funeral and landing in a grave, Wili invokes computer meltdown program Medusa X to destroy all of Mode's files, including those for the upcoming issue. Daniel and Alexis struggle to save the day, with the help of Betty and the few staffers who haven't defected to Slater.

I See Me, I.C.U.

I See Me, I.C.U. - Claire heads back in to town to enlist Betty's help in ensuring that her kids have not been bumped from Bradford's will. They haven't, and when Wili learns this, she engages Marc in a get-married-to-the-old-coot-quick scheme. But Bradford's on to her, and so she's doubly foiled. Claire and Bradford have a deathbed reunion, and Bradford asks a troubled Betty -- who has decided that she needs to leave Mode of her own accord -- to take care of Daniel when he's gone. Why are rich people always screwing with her newly formed convictions?

A Nice Day For A Posh Wedding

A Nice Day For A Posh Wedding - Wili's indiscretion with her bodyguard becomes even more indiscreet when Daniel starts to get suspicious, leading to lots of guilt and a hard choice for Betty. Christina's husband comes back from Scotland with a new attitude and an old liver. Ignacio and Betty fight, then make up. And Posh almost ruins Wili's wedding day by stealing her thunder before Bradford definitely ruins her wedding day by having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. She ought to know by now that nothing comes easy when you're that evil all the time.

Work Idea: Spoilers and Speculation

Editorial: Best Quotes

America the Beautiful: Ugly Betty in the Media

1-23: "East Side Story" 2007.05.17

1-13: "In or Out" 2007.01.18

Betty and Daniel: More Chinese Take Out, Please!

Henry: SuperAccountant

1-18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" 2007.03.22

1-14: "I'm Coming Out" 2007.02.01

1-16: "Derailed" 2007.02.15