Cut to a post-coital Christina and Stuart in the Secret Love Dungeon. Man, do I wish I had a Secret Love Dungeon at work sometimes. But really, I'd probably mostly use it for naps. And I'd keep my secret Peanut Butter Cup stash there. It would be the perfect place, because it's not too far away, but not too convenient. Christina tells Stuart that their lovefest was a mild improvement over their past relations, given that he didn't pass out drunk midway through. Stuart says he missed Christina, and she admits to missing him a wee bit, saying that she'd forgotten about Good Stuart. He goes to the bathroom and she smells his shirt, then notices a syringe in his backpack. The role of Stuart will heretofore be played by Pete Doherty. Or Amy Winehouse, though then, everyone would get all down about how love is a losing game.
Meanwhile, Betty and Henry are awoken by her cell. It's a texted picture of Ignacio. I must note that their sleepwear is quite different from Wili and Dwayne's, though I'm sure it didn't stop the sexual healing one bit. Betty doesn't even care that Henry may have morning breath, so excited is she to have a Saturday together in Manhattan. She proposes that they go to breakfast, and then the New York Transit Museum. Henry is really excited at the prospect, but asks if Betty doesn't think she should go to her dad's citizenship ceremony. She holds firm, saying she wants to do something crazy and fun. "New York Transit Museum it is," says Henry. Those two really were meant for each other.
Back at El Suite de Whoring Around, Wili answers her door to find Daniel instead of room service. He wants to see Bradford, but Wili tells him they got separate suites. Daniel hands Wili a small box, which I guess has cuff links or something, and announces he's not going to the wedding. He starts to walk away, but turns when Wili says it's a shame, and she guesses she'll have to do her mother-son dance with Alexis. Wili's inability to let Daniel get away without a barb does her in, as Daniel hears a toilet flush. Wili says it's Posh, and that the Spice Girl can't handle spicy food. Daniel looks suspicious, and Wili closes the door on him. A bit later, Dwayne walks out, and who is slinking around the hallway watching? No, not Betty; she's en route to the Transit Museum. It's Daniel, doing his own dirty work for once! Commercials.