Betty and Henry, meanwhile, end up outside of the court where Ignacio is having his citizenship ceremony. Henry somehow got Betty here without her knowing, despite the fact that she's lived in New York all her life and isn't actually blindfolded. But it's better not to ask questions. She's mad, but Henry tells her that when he leaves, her family is going to be there for her. We fade to commercials with Betty's sad face. Again. But hey, it's either that or some sort of klutzy accident! It's good to mix it up once in a while.
We return to more wedding! Marc gets jealous that Cliff has been talking to a waiter for quite a while. He calls Cliff over, and Cliff has the audacity to give him the one-minute finger. I do hate getting the one-minute finger. It's the second-worst kind of finger you can get.
And then, citizenry! The citizenship ceremony speech is kind of creepy. Hilda looks on proudly, while Justin, watching his phone, yells out, "Gwyneth's wearing white to the wedding? That is such a bitch slap!" But you know who decided not to give a metaphorical bitch slap today? Yep, it's Betty. She shows up, and Ignacio sees her and looks touched.
Back at the wedding, Marc drags Cliff away from the waiter in a jealous fit. Turns out he was a model that Cliff worked with, and they're just friends. Marc says that they're gay and there's no such thing as just friends, and Cliff says that he's a straight waiter/model. He tells Marc he's acting like a baby, and Marc says he's a baby who's been abandoned in a dumpster while mommy discovers her newfound hotness. So he's not quite Shawn Preston or Jayden James, which is good news for his teeth. Marc tells Cliff that it's over and stomps off, but not before smiling for the photos. Amanda gives Cliff the hand of all hands -- like, a Beyonce hand, because Cliff must not know 'bout Marc -- and follows Marc.
Meanwhile, Daniel is back at Wili's hotel, trying to get info out of Dwayne, who thinks Daniel's hitting on him. Daniel goes to pull out a blank check, then realizes he left his checkbook on his dresser. Classic. Wili comes out to witness this meeting of the minds. She tells Daniel that even if she were enjoying the company of this tall glass of chocolate milk, he has no proof. She snaps her fingers, and Dwayne follows her inside the suite. This leaves Daniel frustrated, and me wishing I had bought some Nestle Quik.
Back at the wedding, Marc laments the fact that Cliff is now the hottest guy in the room and he's not good enough. Amanda tells him that she likes Cliff's new suit, but in reality, he's only 15% hotter. She makes a solid point there. She can't believe that it's happened -- Marc is looking past the outside and seeing what's inside, and thus falling for an average man. Marc momentarily panics about being an average-man-lover, but Amanda tells him to accept it. He's deeper than he thinks, she says, but that's okay, because we all have flaws. Marc says he broke up with Cliff, and Amanda tells him to do something dramatic to show that fatty how much he cares. Or, he can just go talk to him. Marc gives Cliff a big hug, and Cliff, already used to Marc's dramatic side, reciprocates.