Hilda emerges in her wedding dress for Santos, and looks gorgeous. She wants to hear his wedding vows, and secretly thinks he never actually wrote them. But he did. Meanwhile, what appears to be Wilhelmina, based on the hat and outfit, walks into a tunnel, where a nun is coming toward her. Have none of these people seen The Brave One? Yeesh. Turns out the nun is Yoga, who says, "Say your prayers, bitch." The real Claire sneaks into Bradford's office, sees his chair back in front of the computer, and says that they don't have much time, and Wilhelmina's at the park. The chair turns around and Wili's in it. "Is she?" she asks. Back at the park, we discover that Marc is dressed in a Wili costume. Wili asks if Claire thought Wili would really fall for her ruse, since she knows that Claire would never sell out her kids. Wili says it's okay, because even though she won't have Mode, soon she'll have everything else. She fixes Claire a drink and tells her that she'll have to down it quickly, since the police will be there in three minutes. Claire says she only needs one, and then lands a right hook square on Wili's eye. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I actually think that being in prison has been good for Claire.
Back at the park, Betty finally is through all of her Henry memorabilia, and delivers a little eulogy. This is interspersed with Hilda's vows to Santos, and it's not so unlike Amy Sedaris making a cheeseball with Martha Stewart. Betty says that she guesses she feels a little better, and maybe she can start fresh. Daniel looks at his pill bottle and says he needs a fresh start, too. He admits to Betty that the reason he and Alexis were in an accident is that Daniel was high and Alexis was rushing him to the rehab hospital. On a long, windy, tree-lined street. In the middle of New York City. Daniel doesn't know if he'll ever be able to get over the guilt, but says he can get over being so cracked-out all the time. He throws his pills in the grave. Way to defile Betty's tribute to her relationship with Henry, you schmuck.













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