Back at Casa de Suarez, Hilda is doing Constance's hair. Constance asks if Hilda is sure that she's going to look like Beyoncé, and Hilda says that, when she's done, Jay-Z is going to be ringing Constance's alarm. Constance says she doesn't need to hear from Jay-Z, because she's only got eyes for one man right now. She says that she wants some insight from Hilda, and asks if Ignacio likes it "up, down, or all around." Ewwwwww. Hilda asks if they're still talking about hair. Constance laughs and says that it's been so long since someone made her tingle. Hilda says that Ignacio does have a way with the ladies, and Constance whips around and asks if she's got competition. Hilda says that there is a certain someone that Ignacio's been seeing for a while, and Constance asks why he didn't tell her this. Hilda says it's because Ignacio's a decent guy and doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings -- especially someone who has done so much for him. Constance says that he didn't need to keep that from her, and that if Ignacio doesn't want her, it's his loss. Hilda agrees, and Constance says to hell with Beyoncé -- Hilda should do her like Mariah. In other words: "Style me in a manner that reflects my inner craziness through giant hair."