Meanwhile, just as Marc is complimenting the perkiness of her boobs, Amanda gets a package at the front desk from Oswald Lorenzo Studio. The bowl-haired guy who delivers it says that Amanda is Oswald's new muse. Marc says that Oswald Lorenzo is THE "It" designer for all the actors whose faces you recognize but whose names you don't know, like "Whatshername" and "That Guy." Marc asks how Amanda knows Oswald Lorenzo, and she says that they met at the Jil Sander party the previous night. Amanda says that Oswald was totally worshiping her, as we flash back to Oswald totally ignoring her. Amanda then says that there was another skank who was trying to horn in, as we flash back to Amanda horning in skankily. Amanda says that the skank was a cow, and was just one of those women who hates other women. Marc tells her enough with the vagina monologue: open the present. She does, and pulls out a metallic gray, very tiny, rubbery-looking dress. The card reads, "To my muse. Enjoy 'The Amanda.' Love, Oswald." Marc says, "How sweet! He made you a big, silver rubber." Amanda says that Marc's jealous it's not in his size, and Marc says that he is, a little.
Meanwhile, at Casa de Suarez, Constance has made Ignacio a cup of General Foods International Coffee. And this is how the ensuing scene should go:
Ignacio: Hey...do you remember that time in Paris?
Constance: That café!
Ignacio: That waiter!