Instead, Ignacio takes a sip and says that it's fancy, and Constance says that she likes how Ignacio enjoys the finer things. Ignacio tries to use the "international" aspect to segue into talking about the case for his green card. Constance says that they have time, because his court date isn't for weeks. Constance takes a sip of her drink and asks why the Hazelnut Symphony always makes her want to dance. She grabs "Nacho" and tells him that "Mama wants to shake it." You know, if Nacho would just let himself go, I'll bet Constance would be a bouncy, wild kind of lay. And that man could use some. He's so serious-looking all the time. Constance plants a big kiss on Ignacio, who says he can't because there are kids in the house. She scowls, and he uses the old "heart condition" excuse, brandishing his medicine in defense. If he isn't careful, he might get a visit from the Love Doctor.
Back at Mode, Wilhelmina is watching FashionTV. Alexis enters with a peace offering: an Hermes scarf. Wili says she's sure her cleaning lady will love it. She snottily asks if they have an appointment, and says that even though she's JUST Creative Director, she still has a very full plate. Alexis says that Daniel turned his back on their father for her, and Alexis has to at least give him a chance. Ah, I see where this is going. Wili says that she understands, and then tells Alexis that she's never noticed what big man-hands she has. HA! That's my girl. Kick a tranny when she's down. Both women turn toward the TV as news about Grace Chin taking Bradford's case comes on. Grace gives a press conference in which she says that Bradford Meade is a pillar of society and doesn't have so much as a parking ticket on his record. Well, that's because he has a driver. The rich always get loopholes. Alexis is perturbed. Wili says she's surprised that Alexis hasn't heard about The Chin, and adds that she's never lost a case. She tells Alexis that she guesses things haven't turned out as planned for either of them. Alexis gives her a look and leaves.
Marc enters and tells Wili that she showed Alexis who the alpha diva was. Wili says that she's glad Alexis is giving Daniel a chance, because she's sure he'll disappoint her...they'll make sure of it. Marc says, "Lady, you give me chills," and then totally gets the chills and has to excuse himself.
Meanwhile, Betty is sitting on top of her desk, which also contains tons of dental products. She tells Daniel that her orthodontist is always way too generous, and he replies that someone has a crush on her. This moment is interrupted by Amanda, who comes waddling in wearing "The Amanda," which is not only waaaaay too tight but seriously compromises the mobility of all of her limbs. Daniel asks what the hell it is, and she tells him that it's an Oswald Lorenzo named after her. She then waddles off. Prepare for her to waddle in and out of scenes periodically throughout the episode. Betty tells Daniel that Grace Chin called the previous night after he left and said that she needed to talk to him, and that it was important. Daniel says that he already saw her, and Betty curiously asks if he had a breakfast meeting. He did, and says that he saw Grace before that. She asks if he wasn't at the gym before the breakfast meeting, and he says it was after that. He yells at Betty to stop giving him the third degree, and she apologizes and says that she's very involved in his schedule. But really, Betty can smell pork from a mile away. She picks a hair off of Daniel's suit, and he says he stood next to someone named Michelle on the elevator. Betty asks if Michelle isn't on maternity leave. Daniel finally confesses that he's boinking The Chin, and tells Betty not to let anyone -- especially Alexis -- know. Betty buttons her lip, but asks if Daniel thinks that it's a good idea. He says that it's not, and that he didn't mean for it to happen, but that it's fun and he'll cool it off before the trial starts. Daniel notes that Betty's giving him the "I'm so disappointed in you" look again. She apologizes, and says that it just happens. Daniel says that he likes Grace, and then notes that they just got in the new Catherine Malandrino collection. He asks Betty to have Christina pick something out, because Grace will like that. Please. That woman is 4'10".













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