http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Fri, 23 May 2008 09:15:28 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Jump: Mode, Daniel gets a visit from his illegitimate son, Hilda learns that her new love interest is already in a relationship but kisses him anyway, and Betty has to choose between going to Rome for a month with Gio or marrying Henry and heading to Tucson. As if that weren't enough, Lindsay Lohan and Naomi Campbell make cameos! Sadly, Naomi does not beat Lindsay with her phone, or a baseball bat.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/jump_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/jump_1.php Fri, 23 May 2008 09:15:28 -0500 The Kids Are Alright: Wili -- and the show -- are back in top form as a lovelorn Betty gets something started with Gio. Plus: Gene Simmons! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/the_kids_are_alright_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/the_kids_are_alright_2.php Fri, 16 May 2008 13:28:26 -0500 Betty's Baby Bump: While Hilda makes eyes with (and cuts ears off of) Justin's gym teacher, Daniel finds redemption through work, Christina learns the genesis of the demon spawn growing inside her, and Betty tries to befriend Charlie. Charlie repays her for this gesture by giving birth in Betty's living room. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bettys_baby_bump.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bettys_baby_bump.php Fri, 09 May 2008 09:51:52 -0500 Burning Questions: Project Runway winner Christian Siriano pops in for a cameo.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/burning_questions.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/burning_questions.php Fri, 02 May 2008 10:47:42 -0500 Twenty-Four Candles: Betty can't wait to spend her dream birthday weekend with Henry. And then Charlie comes to town. Meanwhile, Wili and Renee duke it out for the title of world's evilest sister, and Claire makes the most of her prison connections. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/twentyfour_candles.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/twentyfour_candles.php Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:52:19 -0500 A Thousand Words By Friday: As Betty does research for her big break, Henry proves that he can insult a woman as well as if not better than Gio. Daniel gets freaky with Wili's sister, and Amanda reunites with her father, Gene Simmons. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_thousand_words_by_friday.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_thousand_words_by_friday.php Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:51:35 -0500 Odor In The Court: Betty saves the day again, this time unwittingly exposing herself to poisonous toad venom to prove Claire's innocence. Meanwhile, Gio's feelings for Betty deepen, and Christina might be having a lot of Bradhelmina's demon spawn. Is eleven-tuplets a word? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/odor_in_the_court.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/odor_in_the_court.php Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:16:18 -0500 Zero Worship: Mode's fashion show is great for both saving the children and generating huge amounts of publicity.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/zero_worship.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/zero_worship.php Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:53:08 -0500 Bananas For Betty: Daniel and Alexis battle it out for control of Meade Publications, while Wili battles against her own negative image. She briefly rehabilitates before ill-advisedly tangling with Betty White. Yes, THE Betty White. But no matter. She has plenty of Meade sperm in the freezer, which I'm sure will fix everything. And Gio inspires Betty to try to add some excitement to her relationship with Henry, but she eventually learns that she likes her boyfriend just the way he is. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bananas_for_betty.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bananas_for_betty.php Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:37:54 -0500 Giving Up The Ghost: Mode's files, including those for the upcoming issue. Daniel and Alexis struggle to save the day, with the help of Betty and the few staffers who haven't defected to Slater.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/giving_up_the_ghost.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/giving_up_the_ghost.php Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:28:10 -0500 I See Me, I.C.U.: Mode of her own accord -- to take care of Daniel when he's gone. Why are rich people always screwing with her newly formed convictions?]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/i_see_me_icu.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/i_see_me_icu.php Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:12:34 -0500 A Nice Day For A Posh Wedding: Wili's indiscretion with her bodyguard becomes even more indiscreet when Daniel starts to get suspicious, leading to lots of guilt and a hard choice for Betty. Christina's husband comes back from Scotland with a new attitude and an old liver. Ignacio and Betty fight, then make up. And Posh almost ruins Wili's wedding day by stealing her thunder before Bradford definitely ruins her wedding day by having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. She ought to know by now that nothing comes easy when you're that evil all the time. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_nice_day_for_a_posh_wedding.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_nice_day_for_a_posh_wedding.php Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:45:58 -0500 Something Wicked This Way Comes: Keeping up Henry and Betty's secret romance proves a little more complicated than expected, and they can't even enjoy a nice night at the theater together. They can, however, enjoy some hot lovin' set to the dulcet tones of two Broadway witches. Things aren't going well for Wili, as her daughter makes a lame excuse to get out of her wedding, and Wili herself actually has to eat for the first time in seventeen years. Meanwhile, Marc effs up with Cliff, and Daniel uses his only asset to try to woo a potential advertising client. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/something_wicked_this_way_come_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/something_wicked_this_way_come_1.php Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:42:51 -0500 A League Of Their Own: Betty attempts to find love online, but really finds a not-so-nice NiceGuy47. Henry is there to save the day, and to finally get Betty to acquiesce to romance. Meanwhile, Justin continues to act out, Alexis gets her memory back, Claire contemplates shooting Wili, and Marc is soon going to get mauled by a bear. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_league_of_their_own.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_league_of_their_own.php Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:09:05 -0500 Grin And Bear It: Creek and loses an advertising account in the process, all of which feeds into Wili's attempt to sabotage Mode. And speaking of Wili, we learn that the skeleton in her closet, which has bigger hair and a bigger nose, is named Wanda.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/grin_and_bear_it.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/grin_and_bear_it.php Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:51:02 -0500 Betty's Wait Problem: Mode Black and White Ball to try to win back Bradford, to no avail. Amanda realizes that the easiest way to fame is through showing off your naughty bits. Daniel can walk but is pretending not to so he can bone someone. And Ignacio does not die at the hands of the man he thought he murdered thirty-odd years ago.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bettys_wait_problem.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bettys_wait_problem.php Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:51:59 -0500 Family/Affair: Henry's back, and finally gets the facts about Charlie. Bradford and Alexis do some father-daughter bonding based on lies. Amanda inherits a dog. Justin makes a kick-ass intern. Betty and Christina hear Wili having sex with her bodyguard, and Betty faces a moral quandary as Wili tells her if she keeps her trap shut, her father will get his visa approved. If someone doesn't kill him first. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/familyaffair.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/familyaffair.php Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:37:30 -0500 How Betty Got Her Grieve Back: Henry is gone (then back), Betty is sad (then a pirate), Santos is alive (then dead), Alexis is in a coma (then awake), Daniel's guilty (then a magic healer), Claire's a fugitive on the lam (then a nun), Amanda is adopted (then someone who thinks she had sex with her half-brother), and Wili's the same bitch she always was. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/how_betty_got_her_grieve_back.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/how_betty_got_her_grieve_back.php Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:51:12 -0500 East Side Story: In brief: Daniel and Alexis are perhaps dead. Santos is most likely dead. Wili and Bradford are engaged, and she will most likely die after Claire's successful prison break. But not before she sells Marc into indentured servitude. Christina has a husband in Scotland. Amanda is Fey's daughter. Charlie is pregnant, but the baby might actually be Dr. Farkas's. And Betty is Drew Barrymore. Enough going on for you? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/east_side_story.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/east_side_story.php Mon, 21 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 A Tree Grows In Guadalajara: Fun times in Mexico! And poignant times, as Betty finds the grandmother she thought was dead. And sad times, as Ignacio's visa is denied and someone might want to kill him. Back in New York, Wili puts Bradford through a twenty-four-hour midlife crisis before finally getting him to sign his divorce papers; Alexis has a reckoning with her ex; Daniel is still wacky on the junk; and Marc and Amanda discover that the love dungeon is real, and it's fabulous. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_tree_grows_in_guadalajara.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/a_tree_grows_in_guadalajara.php Tue, 15 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500