Cut to the Mode office, where Daniel says, "Happy Secretaries' Day," and hands Betty a little trophy. It says "World's Best Notary," but Daniel has helpfully covered up the word "notary" with a piece of tape that says "secretary." Eh, they both have a "tary" in them. Close enough for Hallmark. Betty says that they changed it to Administrative Professionals' Day in 1998. Daniel doesn't really reply, because he doesn't know if he could spell those two long words in a row. Daniel tells Betty to get Olivier Theyskens on the phone, because he promised them a Nina Ricci spread. He also tells Betty to send over some hot models, and adds that he's in the mood for a redhead. This would be the perfect time to bring Carrot Top back from obscurity, and/or import tantrum-throwing Top Model Brittany and her monstrous weave. If those two can't kill a sex drive, I don't know who can.

Betty eats a spoonful of yogurt. Nick comes by in a fury and asks her what she's doing. She is, of course, eating yogurt. Nick says, "MY YOGURT?" and Betty says that it didn't have a name on it. Oh my God, Betty totally stole Nick's cheese. Luckily, Nick has cheese aplenty to keep him in business. He says that his name was on the granola bar that was on top of the yogurt, and asks if she doesn't know the refrigerator stacking system. Betty asks if this means the cherry pie was his, too. She hasn't eaten it yet, but it was next on the list. Nick grabs the remaining yogurt and the pie and says, "Game on, Suarez. Game on." I have to say that I'm with Nick on this one. If you touch my stuff in the work fridge I will cut you.