Betty throws her arms around Daniel when she sees him, because he's a better family to her than anyone else on this show, and they talk about how he sent Ignacio twelve dozen flowers. He gives her the vacation photos that he was just discussing with Molly how they should never fall into the wrong hands, and then Wilhelmina comes in with different photos so that Betty can mix them up, obviously, from the Halston cover from last week. If you care enough to even remember that there have been episodes before this one you're currently watching, which -- if you do care enough to have seen the show before, and are cognizant enough to remember what it was like -- I daresay this is the week you just stop watching this bullshit altogether, and invite you to join me in deleting it from our DVRs and TiVos as a group. And then as a group pouring salt and ashes directly into our DVRs and TiVos, so that no offensive, brainless, hateful piece of crap like this will ever grow there again.
Wili has a goggle-tan from skiing on her break, so she looks like the Hamburglar in reverse. And then so does Connor. And Daniel's like, maybe he's going to put it together that they were off skiing together, and how shocking, because he was off with Connor's ex-fiancée at the same time in some other, unrelated location. Wili tries to fuck Connor in the bathroom and acts like a drug addict some more, and he makes fun of her for being so boy crazy, and she cracks a tasteless joke about how even the "special" boy in the mailroom has them figured for a couple of Hamburglars in love. Then she applies mystery cream to Connor's sunburn ("You're not allergic to panda, are you?") and then Marc catches them coming out of the bathroom, and pulls her skirt out of her panties for her, because Wili can no longer even dress herself.
Hilda has been invited to create the hairdos for an entire quinceañera, fifteen girls, and because she is excited and moving forward with her career, Betty must stomp all over her shit and tell her she's being irresponsible for succeeding at her job, because how can you be working and earning money in a fulfilling fashion when you could be watching your stupid old father sit on the couch and turn slowly into a lady. Like, where are your priorities. Hilda takes the opportunity to point out that working for money is what people do, so they can then exchange that money for goods and services, but Betty's having none. She tells Hilda that simply saying the word quinceañera is like murdering their father with words, and calls her sister a failure who should have been drowned at birth, and hangs up so she can be a bitch to Claire.