Amanda is still digging through the candy. "Oh my God. Were you just flirting with Henry from Accounting? I should get like workman's comp or something," she says. Betty protests that she wasn't flirting. "Why? Was he?" she asks. Yes, yes, he was. You both were. And it's moderately adorable. Amanda, in her quest to eat all of Betty's candy, comes across a box at the bottom of her pumpkin. "Oh, Walter puts a surprise in there for me every year. Last year, it was an engraved cell phone holster," Betty says, taking the box. Nothing says "romance" like a cell phone holder. If by "romance," you in fact mean, "I want you to wear this so I can reach you at any moment and be totally clingy and controlling." This year, Walter's surprise is surprising indeed: it's the key to his apartment, wrapped in a Post-It asking her to move in with him. Amanda cocks an interested brow and tosses a Skittle in her mouth.









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