Ahem. Sorry about that. Back to the show, not my own issues with poetry slams. Molly decides that if that's how Daniel feels, she'll just read an entirely different poem. Daniel sighs.
Back to Queens. Felissa is draped all over Archie, and Hilda is gritting her teeth.
Betty's Manhattan apartment. An iPod plays sexay music. Matt enters (because, hey, why lock your door in Manhattan, right?), and tells an offstage Betty that they should get going if they're going to make it to the movie. Betty pushes open a curtain and looks pretty good as she purrs, "What's your hurry, soldier?" Then she winks, which I shall assume she learned from Amanda. Betty drinks a Mojito while walking aggressively at Madd until she corners him on a couch. She tickles his face with a purple plume. It doesn't look like she's igniting his pleasure centers. Finally, Matt freaks out and runs away. He tells her that it's not her, it's him, but that does not appear to reassure her. He leaves, and she looks sad. By the way, this didn't occur to me until I read the forums, but it's kind of weird that Betty was planning on having sex in an apartment that's now Marc and Amanda's.
Meanwhile, Hilda and Archie are having sex in Hilda's salon chair. Hilda dreamily tells him that she was planning on dumping him until they were interrupted by Felissa. Archie is kind of insulted by that, and then he's very insulted. He gathers his clothes and leaves.
The next day, at Mode. Wilhelmina accuses Marc of choosing someone who is not a qualified childcare professional. Marc points out that one of James's male-modeling gigs was for a diaper commercial, so there you go. Then he calls him "Manny Poppins" and suggests that he could help Wili get her groove back. Wili claims that her groove is fine, but Marc knows that she hasn't had one of her weekly "car washes" since before Connor. Marc: "He is totally hot. He looks like Taye Diggs." Wili: "What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?" Ha! Anyway, when Marc starts to get a different nanny, Wili decides that James can stay. And that Marc should book her a Brazilian, but she claims it's completely unrelated.