Ugly Betty

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Operation: Betty Sexification!

Talking to Daniel, Betty makes it clear that everything is not cleared up. She thinks Matt's had sex with hundreds of women. "Man, what a dog!" says Daniel, approvingly. Although he then realizes that maybe he shouldn't be praising Matt's horndog behavior. Moving on, Betty tells Daniel she's looking forward to hearing Molly read her poem. Daniel tells her that he made Molly change poems, because "I can't exactly have her reading stuff about her sex life in front of everyone I work with." Betty points out that his sex life has been obnoxiously public for years and thinks he doesn't mind people knowing he's a playboy, but doesn't want people knowing he cries when he's with the woman he loves. Does he cry during the sex? That's kind of weird. Daniel: "Okay, you're making me sound like an ass." Betty: "Well, you kind of are." It's true. Betty runs it down for him about how his dying girlfriend wrote a poem about how much she loves him and now he's trying to stifle it. She leaves, and he looks like he feels like a jerk.

Queens! Hilda does Betty's hair and Betty is surprised that Hilda apologized to Archie. Archie is coming over in an hour and Hilda's going to patch things up with him. Betty's now bothered by the idea of sex with Matt, because she'll feel like "one of hundreds". The doorbell rings, but it is not Archie. It's Felissa, saying "I decided I want Archie back." The music clearly assumes there's going to be a catfight. Felissa informs Hilda that "Archie loves him some vanilla ice cream" as she points to herself. Hilda is not about to be out-food-metaphored, though: "Well, no offence, but I don't think Archie's gonna go back to vanilla when he has tasted hot, melted caramel surprise." Felissa has had enough of the metaphor game: "What's the surprise? Your fat ass?" And it is on. Felissa pours some gunk over a wig, and there's a fight with Betty in the middle. Archie shows up to see the action, and we cut to:

Wili's place. James is holding William, and Wili comes out to light a fire. Via remote control. And the sexay music also kicks in. James puts William down, and Wili spots some spit-up on James's shirt. She has him take off his shirt because she was just about to do a load of laundry. That might be the least realistic thing in this episode. There is a long shot of James's muscled torso.

Ugly Betty

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