Ugly Betty

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1281 USERS: B-
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You're Not The One For Me, Fatty

Betty begs Phil to stop the shipment, and he tells her that, as cute as she was being earlier -- and she was -- she has no authority in reality. She gives a limp, "That's an order?" But he's kind of tired of her, and tells her he needs to hear from Daniel or Wili. She complains that she can't get through, and tries explaining how she begged for the responsibility, and really just needs help at this point, and he gives her four hours. She runs off screaming thanks and he totally goes, "Whateva!"

Salsa music! That means Hilda! And I'm sure Justin, because he doesn't seem to go to school anymore, just lounge around in bright pink outfits and dispense sage and bitchy advice... and there they are. Hilda's all excited because her business permit has arrived, except obviously their little house is not zoned for that, and Ignacio has to explain to Hilda that she's been turned down. She goes off about how this is all Archie "The Rat" Rodriguez's fault because he is a Slick-Ass City Councilman who told her (and the breathless, insane way she shouts this is fucking hilarious) "You need to applyforyour permit legally!" She sits down, bereft, and Justin's like, "Fuck it." Ignacio sticks his big old stupid face in there about how it's breaking the law, and Justin's all, "What, like they have undercover hair police hiding across the street?" Hilda gives him a look and says Papi's right, so Ignacio kisses her on the forehead and leaves, and she's like, "...We can't risk getting caught!" And they slap five. Hilda and Justin are the most awesome team.

Daniel walks around the woods thinking to himself about bold ideas and some girl he used to know with pretty and good penmanship, and then a girl falls on him out of a tree. She's cute, not glamorous but very pretty, kind of like an outdoorsy Lily van der Woodsen, and they wonder if her ankle's broken, and Daniel admits he's not a doctor, and she's like, "Duh" and he changes the subject to the somewhat apposite Why Were You Up A Tree, and she complains that everybody's always saying she's too old to do stuff. He is touched, because what's better than a free spirit or something, and he helps her back to the lodge.

Ugly Betty

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