Ugly Betty

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Zero Worship

Cut to Marc and Amanda visiting psychic Annie Potts! I expect her to call them "Charlene" and "Ant-ny." Marc thinks she's amazing because she figured out he was gay. Amanda notes that the doctor who delivered him did, too. Psychic Linda starts to tell Amanda that she won't ever have kids, and, when greeted with a look of horror, she asks if Amanda doesn't want to hear the negatives, because generally she just says what she sees. Amanda wants to rename Linda with the more psychic-worthy "Destiny" or "Celestia." Linda offers to make a turban out of her gym towel. She holds up a hand and says she's getting something, then picks up her phone before it rings to yell at her kid. If those and an aversion to doing actual work are the qualifications, then my former office-mate had more powers than I even knew.

Back at Mode, Betty asks Justin's teacher if she thinks the class got anything out of their visit. The teacher says that they're New York teenagers -- as long as they can sorta read and don't kill her, she's happy. Let's blame it all on No Child Left Behind, shall we? They plan to take their lunches down to the park, but after seeing a row of stickly models, a fat-feeling Lindsay throws her lunch into the trash and says, "Skipping!" A bunch of other girls follow suit, but Justin declines, telling them not to hate him because he's a guy and burns 26% more calories. Hillary pauses, but after a long, vicious look from Lindsay, she throws her lunch in the trash, too. A disturbed Betty watches, then marches in to Daniel and tells him they need to totally change the magazine. After the whole Jennifer Love Hewitt photo thing, which led me to wonder if my ass is actually huge because it looks just like hers, I can only say: Bravo!

Ugly Betty

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