Perry, acting all Dances With Follicles and shit, firmly directs the restoration of Lizzie's hair as if he's Jon Favreau or something. Steven aims for subtletly, wondering how long this will take, but he misses badly and wins Lizzie's wrath. "Would you stop snapping at me?" Steven bristles. "I'm not the one who messed up your hair. I'm supporting you." Lizzie sneers, "Oh, by trying to get out of here to watch a bunch of drunk hos show their boobs for no reason?" Steven is aghast. "There's a reason -- they do it for beads!" he yells. Another great line. Lizzie glares at Steven and calls him a jerk, snottily swearing that Eric wouldn't treat her so disrespectfully. Steven suggests that she go call Eric and get her yell on, leaving him alone. He storms out.

Ben opens the door to the Goon Squad. There's some unfunny stuff making Ben look like a twelve-stepper desperate for a partner in backtracking, and unable to find one. He directs Greg and Eugene to Eric, who's sitting in his car stewing. The boys tell Eric to step on it -- they're going to UNEC. A slow, determined smile breaks across Eric's face. "Let's beat traffic," he snarls. Greg brightens. "Shotgun!" he calls. Eugene wails in protest.

The freshmen and Hal are glued to the television, and they're watching WWF wrestling. One of the Dudley Boyz is savaging Lita. Steven wants to know what he's missed -- and apparently, he's missed it all. They're done. "No boobs, no P.B.," announces P.B., who leaves. Hal staggers slowly to his feet. "I feel dirty," he moans. "I don't like myself right now." Heath still tosses him the Spring Break cassette, and Hal is grateful. He promises to return it "once I'm done with it." Steven doesn't look nearly as skeeved by this as he should. He plops dejectedly into a chair. There's no cookie dough left for him, and Shaggy pretty much passed out in his seat, his arm still clutching a giant bin that's been emptied. He pouts. And Bubba Ray Dudley does something fiendish and sadistic to his opponent, as usual.