Hillary stands and apologizes to everyone. "He's right, I think things have gotten a little out of control," she trembles. "But we're going to have a good time tonight. I want to let everyone know that the Muslim Awareness Pizza Party changed from 5 PM to 6 PM." Slowly, Hillary loses her battle against tears and just starts shrilly crying. "We have pizza there," she sobs pathetically. "We don't have any judgment, we just have pizza there. We just have pizza." I stand corrected -- that is the best line of the show. Amy Poehler makes this simultaneously hilarious and kind of sad, in a good way. I feel sorry for crazy Hillary the Slut Whore. She blathers that she's okay, then starts to leave, but stops when she reaches Hal. She stares up at him, then sighs and punches his chest lightly and affectionately. Hal doesn't watch her leave, but mournfully touches the spot Hillary touched. Man, suddenly this show is depressing me. And I really didn't need the help.
Shaggy calls Kikuki, and lets Shagganese tell her that he can't be with her because he's in love with Rachel. "Intercourse you," DigiKuki says. Oh, damn, a tie for the best line! Crap. I am so indecisive. Or I'm a line-whore. Shaggy sniffles and hangs up, weary of heart but sprightly of crotch, ready to bang Rachel three times sideways.
Rachel and Shaggy attack the quad again, as flirty as ever. But this time, she agrees to go play pool with him, having warmed to the idea of knocking around some balls with Shaggy and a big stick. Yeah, have fun with that, Rach. As they walk away to the Student Union, he walks close to her, and as he talks, he keeps reaching his arm behind her and letting it drop so that it brushes against her, and occasionally he lets it linger. It's really funny and well-done.
During the credits, Lucien tries to get out of the elevator, but he's confronted by a perplexing cinderblock wall with two eyeholes. "This better not be permanent!" he announces. "This wasn't here when I left this morning! Visually, I could not see this!" Ha.
One more to go. This is so, so sad.