Undeclared
Undeclared

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The Perfect Date

Angel peers curiously at Heath. "Where's Theo going?" she asks suspiciously. "He had to go back to Annoyingland," Heath replies. Oooh, good one, Jerry Swinefeld. Heath quietly swears he didn't intend to hurt Nina. "It was just a drunken party thing," he says, as if that distinguishes it from what he's trying to do with her, here at this big drunken party. "I'll make sure I don't make the same mistake," she sasses. Heath begs for a second chance and re-introduces himself, figuring the start-all-over-again thing cannot fail to charm her. "Oh, you're that guy who had sex with my roommate and was mean to that high-school kid!" Angel snipes. "Pleased to meet you. I'm leaving." Ron and Shaggy crack up as Angel flounces away from Heath.

Steven offers to massage Lizzie's front, if she wants to roll over. She does, and as they start to kiss, Theo bursts in and demands that Steven throw down with him immediately. Lizzie shrieks and scoots behind Steven. "Whoa, boobs!" blurts Theo. Aw! It's his first time! Steven uncomfortably insists it's a bad time, and a wounded Theo whines that it's never a good time, especially not since Steven abandoned him in high school for a whole year "just because [Theo was] born in November." Dude, take it up with your parents. Steven swears they're still best friends. "No, now that you have your first girlfriend, everything's changed," spits Theo. Lizzie snaps back to reality. Confused, she reminds Theo that Carmen Smithly was Steven's first girlfriend, and points Theo to a photo of Carmen. Theo gags. "Ugh, that's my sister!" he yells. "You made my sister out to be your imaginary girlfriend?" Lizzie is stunned. Steven hangs his head.

Angel waits for the elevator as Heath ogles her longingly. "Now we're even for the zit jokes," Shaggy says. Heath grouchily points out that Ron made jokes, too. Why not mess with his life? "There's nothing to ruin," Shaggy points out smugly. Ron raises his glass to that. He tells Heath to sack up and just find another girl, which should be simple enough. But Heath, having tasted rejection and gotten hooked on the thrill of the chase, only wants Angel. He vows to get her as the elevator doors close, obscuring her spaced-out face. Ron glares at Vesuvius. Vesuvius silently dares Ron to fondle it. "It's time," Ron decides. "I'm popping it." Shaggy slaps Ron's hand away, and the two get into a minor catfight that ends with them both falling down and swatting each other.

Undeclared

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