Lizzie tells Steven she doesn't care if he never had a girlfriend before her, and although she thanks him for the lovely night, she points out that Eric used to inundate her with romance and it got creepy after a while. Steven sadly wonders why she's still talking to him. "Because he calls five times a day," she responds. "And if I don't answer, he calls fifty times a day. But it means nothing." Steven's heartened by this, despite the fact that five times is still the hallmark of a stalker.

Steven next offers an apology to Theo, who's slumped in the corner eating whatever he can find. "That's okay," he says cheerfully. "I actually had an awesome time. I danced with a hot girl, and I almost touched her butt twice and she didn't even get mad, and I saw your boobs, which was sweet." Lizzie smiles matter-of-factly, as if she agrees that her milk duds are ever so tasty. Theo sighs, elated. "I mean, if a geeky guy like you can make it in college, imagine how well a guy like me will do!" he exclaims. Lizzie comfortingly tells Steven she doesn't care what his label was in high school because nobody was perfect -- everyone got pigeonholed. "I was a slut," she offers calmly. Steven chokes and makes her repeat herself. She's just as calm the second time. It's really funny. Except that she supposedly dated Eric since sophomore year, so either word got around that they engaged in wild sexual feats, or she was a very busy freshman. Theo stares at her. "Can I have your phone number?" he asks. Steven glares. Theo snorts. "Come on," he wheedles. "That was funny." And it was.

Over the credits, there's more of Theo in Israel. Then Ron, Shaggy, and Theo stop short of entering the Greece room because all the men are hugging each other and wearing togas. "Let's just back out," Ron whispers.