Surveillance Mischief in C Minor plays as Ron covertly guides his posse across campus. Exhaling dreamily, he points to the object of his affection -- a cute, blonde, perky tour guide played by Busy Philipps (who also plays Audrey on Dawson's Creek). Her name on this show is Kelly -- perhaps a nod to her Freaks & Geeks character Kim Kelly -- and she's clad in maroon knee socks, a khaki skirt, and a maroon UNEC hat and preppy shirt. Ron gazes at her adoringly while she conducts the tour. The guys want an introduction, but Ron confesses that he's never gotten any closer than this: "But I know what I need to -- she's cute, enthusiastic, has a good...sense of location, of landmarks...." He trails off, sounding pathetic but sweet. He's enthralled, and the other three guys swap smirks. Kelly leans down to a junior-high kid and flirts, "I bet you don't have to worry about picking a dorm, now, do you? Because, what, you're in grad school now?" Ron drools. The tour group laughs politely. Ron sighs that this is already the most fulfilling relationship he's ever had.

Suddenly, Lizzie bounds over to Kelly and gives her a huge hug, which leaves the guys agape. "Lookie there," Heath points. Kelly, apparently not a freshman herself, announces to the group that Lizzie was one of her freshman little sisters. Shaggy excitedly points out that Ron has a connection to Kelly now, but Ron's way too scared to meet her. "Talking would ruin it," he frets. "She's perfect. I don't want to change the image." So Heath, being insensitive, stands up and bellows, "Lizzie!" Ron immediately flees, and Kelly and Lizzie watch him with interest as he slips on his puddle of drool, lands on his panting tongue, and sleds on it across the quad, a saliva-fueled Slip-n-Slide of Lust. Or maybe he just runs away screaming. Either way, he's busted. "You guys know nothing about women!" he screams as he escapes. Lizzie waves cutely.