Over at the barn, the Moron Quartet gather round the mini-dome. "Is that an egg?" asks Junior. Yes, Junior, it’s a giant solid-black egg. Norrie notes that the caterpillar is in a cocoon now, and Joe is all, "It’s actually a chrysalis," and somehow Norrie doesn’t kick him right in his annoying balls. Norrie, Joe and Angie all kneel down and put their hands on the dome, which starts its glowing, and the handprint lights up in front of Junior. "You think I’m supposed to be a part of this too?" he asks. No, shithead, they’re setting up a fantasy fucking football league, and that’s what they want you to be a part of once the three of them are done here.
He kneels down and tentatively puts his hand on the handprint that outlines his hand perfectly. He and Angie gasp, the pink lines on the egg start moving fast, and then the barn light goes out. It’s black for a moment and then zap! The pink starts start projecting and swirling around them, forming constellations, in the barn. "It’s beautiful," breathes Angie, and Junior says, "But what does it mean?" fittingly ending the episode on one more clunky note.
Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. He's said "Oh, come ON!" so many times to his television so far it's lost all meaning. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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