Lest you forget, Anna is all about Bliss. Unfortunately, the Fifth Column is immune to her Bliss and have been suicide bombing the ships. When Anna realizes that the Fifth Column members are starting to feel that disgusting human emotion of empathy, she devises a plan to sniff out the rebels. Basically she shows them Schindler's List and Where the Red Fern Grows and sees who cries. Dancer in the Dark worked, too, but she hated the music. (Vs have terrible taste in music.)

Kyle, the mercenary with the tweeny name, wants to issue a call to arms to the Fifth Column. And the call can only be issued from the mother ship and, of course, Ryan is the only one who can get on board. He is not totally opposed to the mission, though, because he has some extra impetus to get on the ship: Val's pregnancy is problematic and she needs V prenatal vitamins if she is going to survive. So with the help of Kyle's underworld contacts, Ryan whips up some fake V credentials to sneak back on board the ship. Luckily tracksuits are still in style, although basic human kindness is way out and caring gets Ryan noticed. He winds up watching Old Yeller with nary a tissue in sight. Luckily the people running the test are on his side. The Chief Medical Officer, Joshua, and his sidekick, Samuel, introduce themselves to Ryan and offer up their help. They also know what the phosphorus means and warn Ryan that a pregnant woman is nothing to trifle with. Um, yeah. that is a universal phenomenon.

Meanwhile, Kyle is digging up all the dirt he can on his new blackmaily coworkers and Father Jack approaches Chad Decker with the hope that he will help dig up dirt on the Vs. And the funny thing is, he might actually do it. Invisible aneurysm be damned! Anna's scary.

Erica decides that the only way to get Tyler away from the Vs is to take him to his dad. His father is willing to keep him, but he wants to tell Tyler the truth about who he really is. No, we don't know what that means. Erica is comforted by the knowledge that Tyler is safe. She doesn't know that Lisa GPS'd Tyler, shows up on his dad's doorstep and asks to meet the parents.

Georgie goes to visit Val in the hopes of getting news about Ryan and he gets news alright. When he sees Val's copy of Not What You Were Expecting lying around, he realizes she is pregnant. Georgie decides to go up to the ship to try and help Ryan who has been MIA for several hours. He arrives in time to see Ryan making his way off. But Ryan has stripped off his V uniform, which has caught the attention of the guard. So Georgie ices the guard and gets taken into custody, while sending Ryan off to live with his wife and tadpole. The silver lining is that the Visitors can blame Georgie for all the shenanigans on the ship that day. And shenanigans there were. You see, the Vs have introduced a live aboard program, which is basically a sleep away camp for the randomly chosen special few (kind of like The Real Housewives of New York.) As Anna is announcing the program, Joshua manages to hack the message and sends out the Fifth Column's call to arms: "John May Lives."