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Mommy Issues

Just then Ryan notices a V tracker is behind them. He and Erica have a whole conversation about how the tracker will kill them and drag their bloodied corpses to Anna right in front of Sidney who is staring at them like they are completely insane. Then they take off after the tracker, leaving Sidney to really regret ever asking them if they needed assistance. Like, duh. What kind of NYU grad student are you? Ryan and the tracker (in a tracksuit, natch!) leap whole staircases in a single bound whilst shoving old people out of the way. Kyle stops the guy outside with a gun and Ryan starts taking out all his V-ggression on the guy. Even Kyle thinks it is a bit much, which is, you know, BAD. So he takes a moment, counts to ten, goes to his happy place, and then shoves the guy's suicide pill down his throat. For some reason Sam has decided to follow the crazy people outside into the "parking lot" at "NYU". Hmm...what's wrong with that sentence? So so many things. He arrives just in time to see the V go up in flames. Erica explains that the Visitors are actually evildoers who are out to get his boss and all the Trix, which are SO clearly just for kids. Sidney blanches and opines that the Vs aren't after his co-worker, Col. Sanders, they are after him. He has something to show them inside. He was on a research dig in New Mexico and he found a mass grave filled with human bones. Well, one set of bones was not exactly human. He opens a freezer to reveal the skeletal remains of a Visitor. Ryan confirms it, "It's one of us." Sidney doesn't look particularly relieved by this. After Ryan explains that he is snake on the inside, Sidney gets all doctor-y and tries to touch Ryan's skin suit, which is clearly verboten. Ryan brushes off his hand, like whoa whoa don't touch the skin unless you're a sexy lady or a Thai masseuse. As Sidney is wearing flannel, it is highly unlikely he is either of those.

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