Vampire Diaries
500 Years Of Solitude

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DAMON: Katherine Fricking Pierce has a selfless moment, and I'm not allowed to.

RECAPPER: Not right now, no.

DAMON: When I get Elena back and the whole universe freaks because the fated doppelgängers are torn apart, just remember you're the one who talked me out of doing the right thing for the universe and all mankind.

RECAPPER: I'm just talking about the fact that a lot of people went to a lot of trouble to get that blood to do a spell, and you're buying that Katherine isn't going to cast it..

STEFAN: I think he's talking to me.

RECAPPER: Fucking script.

CAROLINE: I'm picking leaves out of my hair, so you will remember I shagged Klaus.

MATT: Whatever. Bonnie, are you going to be able to feel Katherine's death?

BONNIE: Um, maybe?

MATT: Who else do you see over there?

BONNIE: My Grams. Vicki. I just don't talk about it, because it's...

VICKI: ...Depressing as Hell.

BONNIE: She's here! Let's get all emotional.

RECAPPER: Pass.

BONNIE: She's here. She says she loves you. She says other stuff I don't bother saying, but really I would. It's just the script.

MATT: What am I missing?

TYLER: Me?

RECAPPER: I'm behind on The Originals. Did Klaus kill him off?

AUDIENCE: No, he's back to be further ruined.

CAROLINE: I hope he can't smell Klaus on me.

BUFFY: A vampire/werewolf hybrid? Good luck with that, sister.

TYLER: Matt, Rebekah says to tell you I'm her parting gift.

STEFAN: We've gone through four bottles of booze today.

ALARIC: Will someone tell these idiots to lay off the booze? Qetsiyah had to create yet another, other side, to house my liver.

JEREMY: Alaric?

RECAPPER: You can see and hear Alaric, but not Vicki, with whom you slept?

MATT DAVIES: Cough.

DAMON: Ric's here?

JEREMY: I thought you moved on to find peace, or something.

ALARIC: Do you honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and never look back?

RECAPPER: Ric, maybe you should be looking back at ELENA and KATHERINE, who is in possession of a body-jacking spell.

DAMON: He's talking about me, isn't he?

JEREMY: He says you're a dick.

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