Vampire Diaries
500 Years Of Solitude

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Cindy McLennan: D | 310 USERS: C
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RECAPPER: You're all dicks. Even the girls.

DAMON: Cheers, buddy.

ALARIC: Cheers.

BONNIE: Katherine!

DAMON: Ding dong. Does that mean the witch is dead?

KATHERINE: No. It's too soon. I can't. My spirit poofs from the parlor, back to my body, which is still in my death bed.

ELENA: Wow, you really don't want to die.

RECAPPER: Elena, meet Katherine Pierce. Like you have tens of times over the past five seasons.

KATHERINE: I have unfinished business.

ELENA: Me, too. I have a speech.

BUFFY: After a decade of self-reflection, I've decided speeches aren't the way to go. Sorry, Cindy, I just had to say something.

RECAPPER: I'll allow it.

KATHERINE: You just want to say, "Die, bitch."

ELENA: Well, yeah, but also, I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Life made you that way. You lost everyone way too young. Sounds familiar.

KATHERINE: Let's skip the "We're not so different," speech.

RECAPPER: Seconded!

ELENA: I'll save it for the funeral we won't have for you. I just want to get the forgiveness part out, because it's part of me I don't want to lose, because your death is really all about me.

KATHERINE: It's going to be. Here, bitch. Have a passenger, thanks to the Traveler spell you knew I was going to cast. Now let me in.

CORDELIA: I exhibit no surprise.

KATHERINE IN ELENA: Are you going to come up with a mashup name for me, like Kalena or something, to show I'm in Elena's body.

RECAPPER: Only if I have to, and this week, I don't.

TELEPHONE: *Ring*

ELENA: Hello?

MIA: Vyjit.

RECAPPER: Let's trust the closed-captions on that spelling.

NADIA: Hello, are you there?

KATHERINE-in-ELENA: I'm here.

NADIA: Talk to me, did it work?

RECAPPER: I knew you were lying.

KATHERINE: Of course it worked. I'm Katherine Pierce. I survived. I'll see you soon. I've got to look in the mirror, now. And say in a sweet voice, "Hi. I'm Elena Gilbert."

FAITH: If she starts saying, "That would be wrong," I hope Joss sues.

RECAPPER: Word. On the plus side, I've come up with the perfect name for Katherine-in-Elena.

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