RECAPPER: You're all dicks. Even the girls.
DAMON: Cheers, buddy.
DAMON: Ding dong. Does that mean the witch is dead?
KATHERINE: No. It's too soon. I can't. My spirit poofs from the parlor, back to my body, which is still in my death bed.
ELENA: Wow, you really don't want to die.
RECAPPER: Elena, meet Katherine Pierce. Like you have tens of times over the past five seasons.
KATHERINE: I have unfinished business.
ELENA: Me, too. I have a speech.
BUFFY: After a decade of self-reflection, I've decided speeches aren't the way to go. Sorry, Cindy, I just had to say something.
RECAPPER: I'll allow it.
KATHERINE: You just want to say, "Die, bitch."
ELENA: Well, yeah, but also, I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Life made you that way. You lost everyone way too young. Sounds familiar.
KATHERINE: Let's skip the "We're not so different," speech.
ELENA: I'll save it for the funeral we won't have for you. I just want to get the forgiveness part out, because it's part of me I don't want to lose, because your death is really all about me.
KATHERINE: It's going to be. Here, bitch. Have a passenger, thanks to the Traveler spell you knew I was going to cast. Now let me in.
CORDELIA: I exhibit no surprise.
KATHERINE IN ELENA: Are you going to come up with a mashup name for me, like Kalena or something, to show I'm in Elena's body.
RECAPPER: Only if I have to, and this week, I don't.
RECAPPER: Let's trust the closed-captions on that spelling.
NADIA: Hello, are you there?
KATHERINE-in-ELENA: I'm here.
NADIA: Talk to me, did it work?
RECAPPER: I knew you were lying.
KATHERINE: Of course it worked. I'm Katherine Pierce. I survived. I'll see you soon. I've got to look in the mirror, now. And say in a sweet voice, "Hi. I'm Elena Gilbert."
FAITH: If she starts saying, "That would be wrong," I hope Joss sues.
RECAPPER: Word. On the plus side, I've come up with the perfect name for Katherine-in-Elena.