MFHS Parking Lot. Klaus and Stefan arrive on the scene. Stefan gets a text informing him Abby just showed up. Klaus: "Good, perhaps this plan won't be an epic failure after all." He goes on about how even if the plan works, he's still leaving town and taking Elena. Stefan: "I'll go with you." There's no catch. He'd do anything to make sure Elena's safe. Klaus says that's what makes Stefan the better option. He really just wants to twist the knife about Elena's feelings for Damon though, and Stefan knows it. He tells Klaus that whenever he tries to come between the brothers, it has the opposite effect. Go Team Salvatores! Klaus laughs and suggests he'll let Elena decide which Salvatore should accompany them. Stefan tells Klaus to go for it.

Mossy Manse. Damon offers Abby a glass of blood as a peace offering, but she silently refuses. Bonnie tells her about Vamparic and says she wants the desiccation spell. Abby says Bonnie's magic comes from the earth. It's pure. This spell is dark. Bonnie can't handle it. Damon says he's Team Bonnie. Abby explains that the spell will stop a vampire's heart. The blood stops flowing. The body desiccates. The problem is, to stop a vampire's heart, you need to find a balance among the living -- i.e. a living victim. Stop the presses. This is mythology itch #4, right? Yeah. The whole fricking reason Esther has been in torment on the other side for a thousand years is because she disturbed the balance of nature by creating the Original Vampires and accidentally creating the Original Hybrid. Now you're telling me that killing a balance-of-nature-upsetting Original would upset the balance of nature? Ugh. Just ugh. Damon asks Bonnie what Abby is talking about. "I don't speak witch." Heh. Bonnie does speak it. "I have to stop a human heart."

MFHS, Exterior. Jeremy's sitting on a picnic table when Bonnie and Damon arrive. Bonnie, Elena, Caroline just got a GPS application on their phones, so that they can always find each other. Bonnie says they're in Alaric's classroom, so the vampires should enter the school through the south entrance. Are there GPS apps that specific? I have no clue. I'll just pretend it's a magical GPS app. All better now. Damon's intrigued by the technology. "Huh. A digital locator spell. Why the hell do we need you, then?" All right, I laughed, but I still wish Bonnie would give him a mystical migraine, just because. Damon demands Jeremy's ring. When he refuses to turn it over, Damon plays exposition fairy and explains that Jeremy's died at least once or twice while wearing the ring. Damon doesn't want another psycho killer on his hands. Jeremy says, "This is my ring. Elena is my sister. No one is going fight harder for her, than me." Damon's all: "Fine, be stubborn. Try not to kill him, Bonnie." Where were they going to get a random, willing human, anyhow? It's not like they brought Pudding Pop along.