Downstairs. Jeremy's in the front hall when the doorbell rings. It's Klaus. Stefan comes to the door and tells Jeremy to go to his room. When Jeremy just stands there, Damon adds, "Now." Klaus mocks Stefan and Damon for being two more in what's now becoming a line of Jeremy's questionable father figures. He tells them he knows all about Vamparic. He's just there to collect the doppelganger hybrid wet nurse. Damon tells him he can't help him, and the boys shut the door in Klaus's face. Stefan goes upstairs to get Elena, but she's gone. They update Bonnie on the situation. Klaus is still wandering around outside. He picks up a newspaper and with great force, hurls it at one of the Gilbert Gables windows. It crashes through. Stefan, Damon and Bonnie hit the deck. Outside, Klaus menaces us into commercial.
When Elena arrives at the school, she finds Vamparic and Caroline, the latter of whom is gagged. Pencils are stuck through her hands and into the desk top. Elena tells Vamparic to let Caroline go. He tells her to do it herself. When Elena tries, Vamparic stops her. She protests, so he answers, "How many times do I have to tell you, Elena? STOP TRUSTING VAMPIRES!" So she shouldn't trust you, right? Ugh.
Gilbert Gables. Klaus is outside shouting threats. When the gang continues to refuse him access, he heads across the street and grabs a soccer ball and a few fence pickets from a neighboring yard. Inside, the boys and Bonnie realize Elena's car is gone. Bonnie asks why she wouldn't have told them she was going out, but before anyone can offer speculation on that fact, Klaus hurls the ball at the door. It flies open. He mounts the front stairs and hurls a picket at Damon, who ducks just in time. The picket pierces the wall. Stefan orders everyone to get down, but Damon stands up and yells, "Missed me!' Hee. Klaus throws another picket through the doorway. It just misses Damon, who catches it and launches it back toward Klaus. Klaus throws the third picket. Damon: "Missed me, again!" The phone rings. Stefan grabs it and says, "Alaric?" We cut to...
Gilbert Gables, Exterior. Klaus heads back toward the house with a propane tank in one hand and a flaming newspaper in another. Stefan comes outside and tells Klaus that Alaric has Caroline and Elena. He's going to kill them both unless Klaus turns himself over to them. They need to work together and figure out a way to put down Alaric. Klaus and Damon mostly spend their time thinking up ways to get each other killed. Finally, Bonnie comes to the porch with an idea. She can use the desiccation spell that Abby used to immobilize Mikael the Vampire-Vampire Slayer (MtVVS). Holy crap, Bonnie. Why didn't you think of using that against Klaus as soon as Abby told you about it? Why didn't I? Sigh. Bonnie says she'll get the spell, but she will still need a lot of vampire muscle to take down Vamparic, including Klaus's. Klaus sighs then points out the sun sets in about eight hours. Oh good, so they'll have a lot of time to fail.