Vampire Diaries

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And They Called It Puppy Blood Love

Elena finds Stefan, and tell him Damon told her the rest of the story. Stefan says he should have died that night, like he'd originally chosen, and he should have let Damon die, too." Elena points out that he didn't, and dying now doesn't negate what's happened. Stefan moans about all the lives that have been lost. "It's because of me." Um. No. Elena gives him some perspective. The night her parents died, she had blown off family night to go to a party. When she got stranded, her folks came to get her. They were on their way back home when they had their accident on Wickery Bridge. "And that's why they died. Our actions are what set things in motion, but we have to live with that."

Stefan says that his choice ended with many people hurt. Elena: "You almost made a choice to stop -- to reject the person the blood made you. You made a choice to be good, Stefan." He doesn't want to hear it. He doesn't want to hear that he's also the person who chose to save her life. He tells her that she doesn't understand. "It hurts me knowing what I've done -- and that pain -- that pain is with me all the time. And every day, I think that if I just -- if I just give myself over to the blood, I can make that pain stop. It would be that easy, and every day, I fight that. And I am so terrified that one day, I'm not gonna want to fight that anymore, Elena. And the next time I hurt somebody, it could be you." Elena tells him there won't be a next time. And with that, she hands him his ring. "Throw it in the quarry and let the sun rise, or take this ring and put it on, and keep fighting." She kisses him. "It's your choice." And with that, she walks away. As much as Stefan believes he deserves death, he cannot resist Elena -- cannot abandon Elena. He slips on the ring and they fall into each others arms, being careful, as ever, to keep their pelvises far apart. Dear Directors: Next time you shoot these two in a clinch, would you please keep a close eye on the blocking? Their bums are always sticking out, and you could drive a truck between their nether regions. Since Stefan and Elena are already intimate, it's silly and distracting to see them in such a chaste embrace.

Pearl's Pad: Pearl and Harper continue to pack. Pearl tells him he doesn't have to come with her and Anna, if he doesn't want to. Harper: "This was never my home, Miss Pearl. I was just a soldier who was left to die. You saved me. I'm coming with you." When Pearl hears something outside, she opens the front door, and a stake flies through the air and into her heart. I smell a Snark. Pearl falls back into Harper's arms.

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