Vampire Diaries
Bring It On

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Mossy Manse. Elena's having a grand old time dancing until she sees that Stefan and Caroline are actually enjoying themselves, too. It seems She Who Shall Not Have Feelings is feeling plenty of jealousy (and anger). When Stefan accuses her of it, Elena laughs off the idea of having emotions. Caroline tries harder with Elena than she has in a while and asks her to dance with them. Elena says, "No. You guys look good together. By all means, Care, just take him out for a spin. He could use it."

As Elena nears the door, Sheriff Forbes enters and asks her what's going on. Elena: "Just some underage drinking and drug use." Suddenly this bothers the last adult in Mystic Falls, so she asks for Stefan. She plans to shut the party down immediately. Elena grab's Liz's arm and tells her to stay and have a drink, but Liz would like to be unhanded right now, thank you. Elena says, "Either you have a drink, or I will," and then puts on her game face and shoves Liz against the wall. Caroline rushes over and pushes Elena off. Once she's sure her mother is okay, she tries to lunge at Elena, but Stefan stops her. In all the commotion, Elena Stealth-Salvatores right out of her house arrest. I can't help but cheer. Commercial.

Out in the woods, Caroline and Stefan do what they've done all season -- analyze and criticize Elena's behavior. Don't get me wrong. I know Elena is acting up. I just don't think the attitude these two have taken with her from the moment she turned has been helpful or kind. Stefan says he'll go check the road while Care continues to search the woods, then adds, "If you see her, don't hesitate. Just snap her neck, all right?" Caroline agrees. We cut to...

Mossy Manse Damon is pleased to arrive home to a houseful of drunken cheerleaders. He's less pleased that Rebekah has followed him home. She knows he knew Will and that he killed him to keep her from finding Katherine, and getting the cure. Damon's lips curl in distaste. "Do you really want the cure? I mean really? Look, let me give you a little bit of advice. You see these girls? They look happy...now. In five years, they're going to settle for a mediocre starter husband and a mind-numbing career. And about that time, they're going to realize something that you'll eventually have to learn. [...] Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure, become human? You're no one. Nothing. Trust me, losing this cure was the best damned thing that ever happened to you." Oh Damon, I am pretty sure you just cursed yourself to getting the cure shoved down your throat. Rebekah looks like she's never once considered that. Since she's been alive a thousand years, that makes me want to bang her head against the wall. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Damon gets a text from Stefan: "Elena's AWOL. Need help." We cut to the...

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