Recapper: Anyhow...as vampires, your love is going to be even more powerful, right? I mean you have all those enhanced feelings, which we already knew about. Now it seems, as vampires, you have a significant connection to the Petrova bloodline, because in a sense, it's part of your bloodline, too.

Damon: Are you going off on some sort of a Wincest tangent, because if so, I'd like to throw up, now.

Recapper: Decidedly not, Damon. I mean if Klaus, Elijah and siblings are truly the "Original" vampires, they're your ancestors, in the supernatural sense. Assuming "Original" isn't another lie, like the Curse of the Sun and the Moon, that is.

Klaus and Elijah: *Whistling*

Recapper: A fat lot of help you two are. So, Stefan, Damon, one of the "Originals" turned a human, who turned a human, who turned a human and so on, for about 850 years, until you two were turned. Now, to make matters even more interesting, the vampire who turned you, that is -- Katherine, is also a doppelganger of Tatia. Tatia was an ingredient in creating your race. Her doppelganger then turned you, personally. No wonder you're both so in love with Elena (and were with Katherine). It's your double destiny. And? I think it's Elena's destiny to love you both, too.

Bonnie (over speaker phone): That's all well and good, but why are you interrupting my spell...

Damon: Um, Bon, we're on speakerphone, at Klaus Haus.

Bonnie: Oh, right. Um, so um...why have you interrupted my spell--spell-spelling bee drills, to tell me all this?

Recapper: Well, you know how you're sick of doing spells for Elena (the doppelganger) to help her deal with all this vampire crap?

Bonnie: Yeah. F.M.L.

Recapper: You're a witch. Whether or not Eloise Hawking is truly the "Original" witch, she's a witch. She is of your supernatural race, and if she's the Original witch, she's your ancestor in a supernatural sense. She started this whole mess, and used Elena's ancestor to start it. Your supernatural race is all about the balance of nature and whatnot. One of your own created this disaster. That's why you're always being drawn into cleaning it up. You're destined for this, too.