Klaus: I'm the hybrid. I'm the hybrid. I'm the hybrid. I'm not scared of you.
Elijah: You will be, when we have that coffin.
Front Door: Someone is opening me.
Eloise Hawking, the Maybe not so Original Witch: *Strides in*
Klaus: Hrrufferrumph hrrufurrrumph.
Eloise Hawking: Look at me. Do you know why I'm here?
Klaus: To kill me?
Eloise Hawking: Niklaus, you are my son, and I am here to forgive you, and to show off my mad Modern English skills, too.
Finn: Like mother, like son.
Eloise Hawking: *Gives the hairy eyeball to the rest of her spawn* I want us to be a family again.
Audience: That cannot be good.
And yeah, here's where I should insert some commentary, I suppose, but I can't. This episode really broke me, y'all, so I'm making a hasty retreat. Please grade the episode at the top of the page, and then come join us in the forum, where it's always a family affair.