Vampire Diaries
Bringing Out The Dead

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Cindy McLennan: A+ | 2 USERS: A+
Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Alaric: Hey, that's our brand!

Elena: We have an identifiable brand of wooden stakes?

Alaric: That's what it says in the script. In fact, just by looking at it, I can tell it's one of a set from your folks' lake house.

Elena: I worry about you, Ric.

Liz: Anyhow, there's only one set of prints on it, and Elena, they are yours. Dun dun dun.

Elena: I totally have an alibi for that night. I was busy being terrified by Stefan.

Liz leaves. Elena calls the Evil Pixie Monster...

Damon: Yay, I'm finally in a scene. I'm strolling through a field... La dee da.

Rose: Does this mean I'm going to die, again?

Damon: I hope not. That totally sucked. Especially for me.

Rose: Yes. Right. For you.

Damon: How come nobody's telling Rose to scram?

Recapper: Fine. Rose, would you please...

Rose: Gladly.

Damon: So Elena tells me Liz doesn't suspect her. She's just wondering how someone got a Gilbert weapon, to off a human member of the Council. I suggest Alaric question the good Doctor Fell.

Alaric: Yeah, except you call her my "dirty doctor" so I remind you you're on speaker phone. Dick.

Damon: When are we going to be BFFs again, Alaric? I miss you. Also, hey! How come I keep calling you Alaric in this recap, when on the show, I almost always call you Ric

Recapper: My house. My rules.

Damon: Fine, tell your own damned story, then.

Recapper: *Sniff* Okay.

Damon: Oh please don't cry. That's Elena's job. Just let me call him "Ric," all right?

Elena: Me too, please?

Alaric: Yeah, and when my name shows up before my lines, can that read "Ric," too?

Recapper: *Scowls* Very well, but Lucia is going to be so disappointed in me.

Ric: I didn't show Meredith my weapon, or my weapons until last night.

Elena: Please tell me you didn't text her naughty pictures. No. You know what? Don't answer that. Change of subject. The killer cannot be Meredith. I refuse to believe your luck with women is that tragic.

Recapper: Oh damn, it's totally Meredith.

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