Stefan: What's up with him going after Kol?
Recapper: Clearly, Kol's a prick.
Elena: And, well, it was Damon being self-destructive. I mean, who beats up an Original, at a house full of Originals?
Recapper: Crazy Damon does, and thank goodness for him, I say.
Recapper: Oh honey, you're not in this scene, and you should be getting X-rayed about now. Skeedaddle.
Elena: Yeah, because I was still talking. Anyhow, Stefan, I said something [to Damon] that I don't mean.
Damon and Elena Shippers Whom I Respect too much to Refer to as Delena Shippers: We can't even look at you right now, and it's only going to get worse. Ugh.
Stefan: I said something I didn't mean, too.
Recapper: Which thing -- was it where you told him it was Elena's idea to break his nibblicious neck, or when you told him he was a liability -- one who cares too much?
Stefan: I'm sorry. That's not in the script. Anyhow, see ya, E!
Elena: Stefan starts out, but I run out after him and ask if he really doesn't feel anything. I want to know how he does it, because I just can't. I feel everything.
Damon and Elena Shippers Whom I Respect too much to Refer to as Delena Shippers: You better not be feeling anything of Stefan's on the Porch of Pure Damon Love, ELENA!!!
Elena: How about if I just stand closer and closer?
Stefan: Elena stop. You think I want to be this person. I hurt you, Elena. I bit you. I hate myself for what I did to you.
Damon and Elena Shippers Whom I Respect too much to Refer to as Delena Shippers: PLUS YOU RIP PEOPLE APART AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER. AND YOU FORCE-FED HER YOUR BLOOD. AND YOU TERRORIZED HER ON THE BRIDGE WHERE HER PARENTS DIED!
Damon and Elena Shippers Whom I Respect too much to Refer to as Delena Shippers: RIGHT. AND YOU THREW OUT HER CELL PHONE, STEFAN!!!!!!!!!
Recapper: That's better.
Elena: I'm just going to grab Stefan's face. That doesn't count as feeling anything of Stefan's does it. Now Stefan, show that you hate what you did. Do something. Anything is better than trying to convince me that you don't care.
Stefan: I can't. If I let myself care, all I feel is pain. *walks away*
Elena watches him as he leaves, and while I don't think she looks like a spurned sweetie, or in anyway broken hearted, she does appear to be at a loss.
Meanwhile, at the Grill, Matt is swilling coffee. He rests his poor, broken right hand on the bar. Becky comes in all, "What's up?"