Dead and Buried Audience Members: Even we are quite clear.

Caroline calls Rebekah and tells her they're emailing her pictures of the map and instructions.

Rebekah: Thanks.

Klaus: Actually it was me.

Rebekah: Get out of here.

Klaus: I mean it.

Rebekah: So do I.

Klaus: No really. No more fooling. No more games. I hope you get to live and die as you wish. There is one more thing though, there's only one dose. You need to find it first and take it. It's the only way you'll...

Tyler: *cuts off the call*

Back in the woods, Vaughn and Damon play the poor woman's Locke and Boone. Well, wait. Maybe they play the poor woman's Locke and the rich woman's Boone, because Damon is 10 times more compelling (sorry) than Boone ever dreamt of being. Damon admits that while he can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to be a vampire, his friends want The Bore, and he wants them to have it. What he wants to know is why Vaughn bothered to save Jeremy and Elena from the bowman. Vaughn denies involvement. Just then, they stumble across the corpse of Manwitch. Oh sure, he sustained a telling neck wound, but we all know he's dead from exposure to the Nova Scotia elements, in frigging December or January, or whenever this is. Both Vaughn and Damon deny killing Manwitch, which we know is true.

Vaughn: I reckon there is someone else on this island.

Fandom: Do you think it's a slut?

Recapper: Fandom war ensues.

Back in the cave, Shane exposits about the wonders of Silas. When Bonnie is less than enthusiastic, Shane threatens her. "If anything happens to me, something a lot worse will happen to you."

Jeremy: Have you watched the show, man? Bonnie's thrilled that anything at all is finally happening to her. Where's the stupid magic passage she needs to open?

Shane: Look for something out of place, like for instance this geometrically perfect circle, right underneath my feet.

Audience: That was easy.

Contrivance Fairy: You're welcome.

Rebekah leads Stefan and Elena to the edge of a small canyon. I will not bitch about the topography of an imaginary island. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. Below lies a lake. Rebekah says they need to get to the other side. Since they're vampires, all they have to do is jump (down -- I presume, there's no way they could jump across this huge thing; they'd need to evolve into flying vampires). Elena tries to trick Rebekah into leaving the map-containing phone behind.