Klaus: I must kill him. I have a reputation to uphold.
Caroline: Yes, and that reputation has you wrapped around my pinky. I mean, you drew an OMG ME + PONIES picture, Klaus.
Klaus: Well, you have me there. You can also have me over there, and back at my place, and heck, I've been invited into your house.
Caroline: You don't have to forgive Tyler. Please just let him live, somewhere far from here.
Klaus: After all the justifiable things he did to me, in comparison to the all the unjustifiable things I've done? What's fair about that?
Caroline: This is my point.
Klaus: There's no way you're getting your hands on The Bore, but if you could, would you take it? You're spectacular now, where once, you were about as annoying as that Harmony on Buffy.
Caroline: I know, right? I'll tell you what. I'm going to set you up for romantic disappointment yet again. Are you in?
Klaus: Like Flynn.
Caroline: You know how much I love Tyler, which I only mention, so that the rest of this proposition sounds sincere. You know I'm scared to lose him. Show me your compassion. Show him the mercy I would show you.
Klaus: The quality of mercy is not strained...er, except he has to blow town, immediately. He'd better run and hide in a place I'll never find him. Tell him this is the mercy I extend for you sake: I will give him a head start before I kill him.
Caroline: That's not how I wanted this to go.
Back in the cave, Stefan finally frees Damon and says they have to catch up. Damon needs a minute, so he tells Stefan to go on without him and says, "She only needs one of us."
Recapper: Arguably, she'd be better off without both.
Stefan: Don't you want to be that one?
Damon: Well sure, but I'm a huge Stefan/Elena 'shipper.
Stefan: The kids just say "Stelena."
Damon: Precisely. And how old are we? Look, there's only one dose of the cure. She wants to take it. You want her to. I don't.
Stefan: Things have changed. It's not that easy, anymore.
Damon: It is right now. Get down there and help Elena get the damned thing.
Elena is wandering down below when she hears a noise. Is it telling she calls out for Stefan, rather than Damon? I can't decide. After hearing a few more rocks fall, she hears an echo-y voice call out her name. I think the voice sounds like Bonnie's voice, but when Elena turns, even though we don't see her assailant's face, we can tell by her reaction that it must be Katherine. Oh, happy day! Happy day! Elena charges at Katherine and we cut to another wonderful word from our sponsors.













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