Vampire Diaries
Down the Rabbit Hole

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Cindy McLennan: B+ | 4 USERS: A-
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Vaughn: I reckon there is someone else on this island.

Fandom: Do you think it's a slut?

Recapper: Fandom war ensues.

Back in the cave, Shane exposits about the wonders of Silas. When Bonnie is less than enthusiastic, Shane threatens her. "If anything happens to me, something a lot worse will happen to you."

Jeremy: Have you watched the show, man? Bonnie's thrilled that anything at all is finally happening to her. Where's the stupid magic passage she needs to open?

Shane: Look for something out of place, like for instance this geometrically perfect circle, right underneath my feet.

Audience: That was easy.

Contrivance Fairy: You're welcome.

Rebekah leads Stefan and Elena to the edge of a small canyon. I will not bitch about the topography of an imaginary island. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. I will not. Below lies a lake. Rebekah says they need to get to the other side. Since they're vampires, all they have to do is jump (down -- I presume, there's no way they could jump across this huge thing; they'd need to evolve into flying vampires). Elena tries to trick Rebekah into leaving the map-containing phone behind.

Rebekah: Really? Even I'm not that gullible.

Stefan: You jump first, Elena.

Elena Haters: PUSH HER!

Elena: I'll jump. I'll jump.

Elena Haters: HERE'S HOPING YOU LAND CHEST FIRST ON A POINTY STICK.

Rebekah: Now that she's gone, Stefan, there's something I have to tell you about The Bore.

Stefan: But she's a vampire now. If Klaus could hear me when he was down in the Mossy Manse Dungeon, then surely, Elena will hear you. Oh, if only I'd brought my motorcycle.

Writers: Don't worry, Stefan. This week, the script only calls for keen vampire hearing at dramatic moments.

Recapper: I hate so much about what you choose to be.

Back in the well, hole, cave, crypt place, Jeremy's shirtless again, and Bonnie is feeling him up. Shane tries to guide her, but Jeremy interrupts and tells her she is in control.

Shane: This is my verse, hello.

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