Vampire Diaries

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The Secret Policeman's Other Ball

Jenna's standing near the bar; she's so sullen, she could totally take Germ down in a mope-off. Scum returns for another Vodka Tonic, and approaches her acknowledging this is probably going to be his third strike. He's persistent, committed and groveling, which we know, because he tells us. Sigh. Jenna has no self-respect, so she admits she left town because of him. He spews some bullshit about being young and stupid, and then things "got real." He says she knows this better than anyone -- whatever that means. Now she'll slap him and walk away, right? Right? Wrong. She asks for his hypothetical take on how he'll make things right. He says he'll recap his last few years spent soul-searching. Thank goodness, because I don't want to. He also baits her with the promise of cheese fries. They giggle that he knows her so well. Hello, what happened here? Apparently Scum hit a walk-off homerun, because Jenna says, "Yes to lunch, call me," before she takes her leave. Scum stands there smiling.

Dining Room: Bonnie overhears Mama Mulva castigating a waiter for failing to light all the candles in the room. She follows him as he scurries off to the kitchen for matches, smiling at Bonnie on her way out. Bonnie stares after her. "Bitch." She then approaches the table, puts down her glass, and stares at the unlit candles. When nothing happens, gives up and turns to walk out. We see a candle light behind her back, but Bonnie misses it, but notices the now burning candle in a wall sconce. She turns back toward the table to find every single candle in the room aflame. Now that's a power I can get behind.

Ladies Room: Elena and Caroline meet up while freshening up their makeup. Caroline gently pumps Elena for information about her and Stefan, but Elena lies that everything's just great between them. Caroline notes that her radar must be off, but before she can bang the final nail in her very own Damon-crafted coffin, Elena interrupts to ask her about the marks that are visible through her open-work cardigan. When Elena starts to pull at it, Caroline pushes her hand away and says, "Don't." Undeterred, Elena goes straight for the scarf and finds the healing but still obvious bite mark on Caroline's neck. Caroline gets nasty as she insists it's nothing, and tries to get Elena off the subject by saying, "My mom would kill me." As Caroline leans towards the mirror to adjust her lipstick, Elena pulls back the shoulder of her cardigan and sees the bite marks on her shoulder blade. Elena says, "Did Damon hurt you?" Caroline slaps her away again, tells her to leave her alone, and takes off. Jaw on the floor, Elena stares after her.

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