Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: A- | 2 USERS: A+
Francis Fukuyama Predicts...

Caroline is wearing a scarf that coordinates with her uniform and is critiquing the placement of the balloon arch and Timberwolves banner, but we don't care about that, because here's Bonnie. H,i Bonnie. Elena's glad to see her, too. She wants to know the specifics of the bad mojo Bonnie got off Stefan when she touched his hand. Bonnie doesn't want to go there; she likes Stefan now, but Elena persists. Bonnie says, "It wasn't clear like a picture -- like today, I keep seeing those same numbers I told you about -- 8, 14, 22..." Sorry to interrupt, Bonnie, but I need to rewind and catch the numbers on the key players' jerseys: Stefan, 17; Matt, 6; Tyler, 1. Well, that's not it, and for what it is worth, the effigy guy's number is 10. Hmm. Back to you. Bonnie graciously continues, "When I touched Stefan, it was a feeling. It vibrated through me and it was cold... And it..." Elena encourages her to go on. "It was... death. It's what I imagine death to be like." We cut to...

The Parking Lot: Elena puts something in the back of her SUV, and when she turns around, she finds she's on the receiving end of a Stealth Salvatore from Damon. When she asks what he's doing there, he says that he's hiding from Caroline, because she's driving him crazy. He continues to dis her, until Elena says that although she knows Caroline can be a pill, they've been friends since the first grade. Damon apologizes if he's made her uncomfortable. "That's not my intention." But this is bling-empowered Elena, so she says, "Yes it is -- otherwise you wouldn't put an alternate meaning behind everything you say." Damon cops to having other intentions but says Elena has them, too. "I see 'em. You want me." Elena scoffs. "Excuse me?" Damon says, "I get to you. You find yourself drawn to me. You think about me even when you don't want to think about me. I bet you've even dreamed about me." Elena's face betrays her, but Damon's too wrapped up in his puppet show to notice. He stares at her as he flings some thrall her way. "And right now, you want to kiss me." Elena stares at his eyes. Damon smiles and looks at her lips as he moves in. She watches him and I'm quite sure she snaps out of it, since she lays a good, smack right across his face. I could rant here about how Tyler's punch to Stefan's gut had no effect, and Caroline throwing a sizeable lamp at Damon had no effect, but a slap from this little slip of a girl has managed to knock Damon's face for a loop, but I really liked that slap, so I'll let it go. Beside, Elena has something she wants to get off her chest, and it's not her tank top, this time. "What the Hell? I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play with Stefan, here, but I don't want to be part of it. And I don't know what happened in the past, but lets get one thing straight: I am not Katherine." Now that was spunk.

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Vampire Diaries




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