Vampire Diaries
Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: B- | 1081 USERS: B
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The Writing's On The Wall

Mossy Manse: Bonnie has been standing behind Caroline, listening to her side of the conversation and asks what she was talking about. Caroline: "Um... Lexi's back, so Elena wants us to hold off on destroying the necklace." Bonnie: "You said 'boyfriend dramas' -- plural. What is it, Caroline?" Caroline: "Elena caught Jeremy kissing Anna." Poor Bonnie. Caroline assures her they're going to find that necklace.

Town Square, Night: Jeremy walks through the Illumination Night crowd calling for Anna, and bumps into ye olde tomb vampire, Fast Freddy. When Germ apologizes, Fast Freddy says, "No problem, buddy." Carol finds Alaric and asks him if he's seen Tobias Fell. "He's supposed to do the lighting ceremony." Freddy finds Anna and is all menace-y to her. Carol takes the microphone, says Tobias Fell has been detained, and that Alaric will be filling in. Freddy gives Anna crap about hanging around with a member of the Gilbert family. "I guess you forgot the fact that his family killed you and your mother." Germ walks up and asks if everything is all right. Fast Freddy: "Ask your ancestors." When Anna asks what Frederick and his minions are doing there, he notes the celebration and says he and his crew have some unfinished business with the Founding Families. Meanwhile, Alaric kicks off the ceremony. When he gives the cue, the (electric) lanterns light up -- just like they did it 150 years ago. Blah. The crowd claps. Freddy glares. A woman screams. The camera cuts to the bloody corpse of Tobias Fell, hanging from a tree. The townspeople panic. Freddy smiles at Anna. Commercial.

Torture Emporium: Stefan is sweating now, which seems like a weird thing for a vampire to do, detoxing or not. He tries to appeal to Elena's love and sympathy by telling her he's hurting. When he promises to change, Lexi reminds Elena he's lying and would say anything right now. Stefan says, "Elena. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just make it stop. Please make it stop." Lexi counsels Elena to separate herself from her emotions. Stefan: "Hey look at me. Look at me. Elena, I love you. Okay? I love you. I love you so much. I love you so much, Elena." Elena says, "I'm sorry Stefan, I just don't believe you." Stefan gets all growly. "You know what? I don't want your help, anyway. I wish I'd never met you. Every single moment I ever spent with you has been a complete and total waste."

Vampire Diaries

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