Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: A- | 108 USERS: B-
You Give Love A Bad Name

MFHS Field. Klaus finds Caroline looking upon the site of her last high school triumph. He was already on his way back to the Falls when Caroline texted him. They banter and he dangles New Orleans as a possible graduation present, but then says, "I knew what your answer would be, so I opted for something I knew you would accept." Klaus has freed Tyler. That is, our Pudding Pup is now free to return to Mystic Falls. "He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes." Klaus then swoops in and kisses Caroline, never, of course mentioning, that he's learned patience only after learning Werewolf Hayley is expecting his bastard. Just enjoy the kiss, you 'shippers. You certainly held on long enough. We cut to...

Mossy Manse. Elena finds Damon, who says he wanted apologize until he realized he's not sorry. Elena is not okay with Damon willing to die over being human. He doesn't care. He's not sorry. He's selfish. He knows he makes bad choices that hurt her. He can't stand the thought of growing old, dying, and losing her while she's still her. He'd rather die now than spend his final years remembering he once had it good. "That's who I am, Elena. I'm not going to change, and there's no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons I'm wrong for you." When he sighs, Elena replies that she's not sorry, either. She's not sorry for meeting or knowing him. "...In death, you're the one who made me feel most alive. You've been a terrible person. You've made all the wrong choices, and of all the choices I've made, this will prove to be the worst one but I am not sorry that I'm in love with you." Damon's lips part. His eyes widen. Elena says, "I love you, Damon." Damon closes in on her and kisses her. My daughter screams so loudly, I can't even hear the obnoxiously loud "background" music. Elena kisses him back. The fireplace crackles in response. We cut to...

Another Mossy Manse Room. Stefan looks like he's at a funeral. Poor bunny. Lexi approaches and nails him for eavesdropping. Stefan remains silent, but his flaring nostrils speak volumes. Commercial.

Outside Mossy Manse, Damon finds Stefan loading up a car. Stefan wonders if the quarry will be deep enough to bury Silas. Damon figures it'll do. When Damon offers to accompany Stefan, the younger brother says he has Lexi coming with him. As Damon starts to walk off, Stefan stops him. "Hey Damon, I'm not happy about Elena, but I'm not not happy for you, either. I just wanted you to know that." Damon thanks Stefan and leaves. We cut to the...

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