Vampire Diaries
Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: B- | 689 USERS: B
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Upstairs, Elena (who is fully dressed in her typical Henley and jeans) spies Damon sitting on her window seat, so she says, "I thought you left." Damon doesn't look at her and non-sequiturs, "Cute PJs." We realize, before Elena does, that she's recovering some of the memories that that Damon had compelled her to forget. She feels like a third person in her otherwise empty room as she watches memory-Damon tell her memory-self that he's selfish for needing to tell her that he loves her, but loves her he does. It's because he loves her that he can't be selfish with her beyond this moment. He knows he doesn't deserve her, and says Stefan does. He kisses her on the forehead, then, as a single, perfect, manly tear escapes, he compels her to forget. Current day Elena snaps out of it and realizes what's just happened.

Klaus Haus. Rebekah is looking at Klaus's etchings and having a mini-tantrum, when Damon comes in. She tells him he shouldn't sneak up on a lady. Damon: "Good advice." A beat. "Have you seen one?" I saw that line coming a mile away, but I still enjoy it. Rebekah rubs it in about Elena's death (which she currently thinks is a regular mortal death). Damon, armed with Alaric's Perma-Son-of-White-Oak stake charges at Becky but she holds him off until arrows start flying through the windows, then he just Stealth-Salvatores out of there. Rebekah is struck in the heart and falls to the floor, unconscious. I'm pretty sure Damon leaves behind Perma-Son-of-White-Oak stake. Pity that.

Gilbert Gables. Elena's feeling all her feelings when she hears a commotion downstairs. Descending, she sees Stefan surrounded by the Rev and his minions. All are armed. Stefan orders her not to move. We cut to...

Lockwood Ruins. KiT is sitting on the casket that houses his original corpse, when Tyler's cell phone ring. KiT mutters, "Oh, you incessant woman," and then picks up the phone and puts on his cheeriest Tyler voice. "Hey mom, what's up?" Carol tells him that the Rev had her arrested and that the Council grilled her on his whereabouts. She doesn't want to know where he is. KiT lies that he's okay. Carol informs him that the Council took Caroline. Clearly, Klaus isn't over all his OMGCAROLINEPONIES feelings. We cut to...

The road. Caroline and Rebekah are bound with vervain ropes in the back of a police van. Once Rebekah comes to, there's a horrific crash. The van flips on its side. Soon it's KiT to the rescue. Caroline can't believe her eyes and shouldn't. "Tyler? [...] You're alive! How are you alive?" KiT gets Caroline out and tells her they have to run. Rebekah sings her usual song: "What about me?" KiT peeks back inside the van. "Keep 'em busy, little sister." Oh Klaus, she's so gonna kill you.

Vampire Diaries

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