Vampire Diaries

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Gilbert Gables: Caroline is pissed that she "fell for it." Of course, there's no it to fall for, but let's not confuse Caroline with facts. Emily-Bonnie says she's got things from here and that she's going back to where it all began, because "it" must be destroyed. Once she leaves Gilbert Gables, Elena and Caroline can't open the door. Finally, Jeremy arrives home and opens it from the outside. Caroline scurries off and Elena rushes to the phone. She tells Stefan that Emily is possessing Bonnie and what Bonnie said. Stefan asks her if she knows where Bonnie went. Elena thinks for a moment and then says, "Falls Church." Okay, so not Fell's Church. Sorry, book folk. Of course, Damon has that pesky vamp hearing, so he's before Stefan can even assure Elena that he'll find Bonnie.

Cemetary Woods: Stefan greets Emily-Bonnie and reminds her they had a deal, but she won't let Damon raise Katherine. "Things are different, now. I need to protect my family." Damon reminds her he protected her family and that she owes him. She says she knows and that she's sorry. When Damon tells her she owes him a lot more than that and makes a grab for the crystal, Emily-Bonnie magically flings him through the air and he doesn't stop until he's impaled on some small tree branches. Nice. Emily-Bonnie walks off, leaving Damon disabled by the wood and moaning in pain. Commercial.

Gilbert Gables: Jeremy is looking through his father's historical "stuff" when Al walks Jenna home. They joke about their own teen traumas (hers: braces and an "A cup" -- really Jenna, on a first not-even-a-date-date; his: glasses and a skin condition). When Jenna enters, Alaric looks at the doorway as if there's an invisible barrier. People in the forums are wondering if he's a vamp too (remember the bling) or if this is all a big misdirect. I'm going with misdirect. The show has more subtlety than this. Anyhow, Jenna says she's not going to invite Al in for Jeremy's sake. Al says, "Some other time, then." Out in the kitchen, Jeremy rolls his eyes. Alaric wishes Jenna a goodnight and she shuts the door. When she gets to the kitchen, Jeremy hands her a picture of herself and Scum. Ouch. Jenna says, "That's just cruel." Germ says, "No, cruel is dating my history teacher." Jenna says she's not dating him. "Yet." Germ laughs as she walks off and then opens the journal of a one Jonathan Gilbert, circa -- say it with me -- 1864.

Vampire Diaries

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