Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: B+ | Grade It Now!
Know Thine Enemy

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location...

Katherine: So, when I regain consciousness, I'm on the floor and my protect-o necklace is gone. But I only have a second to be miffed about that before I get really annoyed by some loud chanting going on. I turn around and see Satan Klaus's manwitch putting the whammy on some guy. And he's either draining some of his blood or giving the guy some blood. There's this whole thing with bottles and tubes and...your TV set sucks.

Recapper: I know. My husband and I were just saying we need a new one. But please, continue.

Katherine: So anyhow, the chanting finishes and the guy in the chair stands up. It's Alaric.'s not.

Satan Klaus/Alaric: It's totally me. Aren't you freaked? Aren't you confused? Aren't you just going "Oooooooooooh!"

Katherine: Personally, I'm crapping my pants.

Recapper: Yuck. I'm confused. What is going on?

Satan Klaus/Alaric: Well it seems that I am Alaric channeling Satan Klaus or possessed by him, or something along those lines.

Recapper: I can't even!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan Klaus/Alaric: I know, right?

Recapper: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan Klaus/Alaric: Muahahahahahahahahaha.

I'll be back Friday with the recaplet of the upcoming "The Last Dance." Can you guess what next week's event will be? Until then, please grade the episode at the top of the page and then join us on the boards, but please don't set yourselves (or anyone else) on fire, or get possessed by an Original. Feel free though, to bite John and throw him down the stairs, whenever you're in the mood.

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Vampire Diaries




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