Lockwood Mansion: When Tyler wakes up on his couch he asks Caroline how he got there. She tells him she brought him there because he was being a, "D-bag." When she explains the show's lame-ass use of "siring," Tyler argues that he's no one's pet. Caroline wants to know what's come over him then, because he's acting like the old, obnoxious pre-werewolf him, with whom she would never be friends. Ty apologizes. He doesn't want to be that guy. "I hated that guy." Me too, brother. Caroline cautions him about being careful, because vampyrism heightens a person's emotions. He promises he will. "Everything I like about me -- is you." Awww. They smooch. They have sex. Blah blee bloo.

Bleachers: Stefan finds Elena who is drunk or making a good show of it. He wants to take her home. She says she'll find her car. He tells her she must be joking. She calls him the fun police and then climbs over the bannister on the bleachers, and keeps faking like she's going to fall off. Once she finally falls, Stefan Stealth-Salvatores to her rescue. When he catches her, it's all very hot breath and lingering glances, much like her training session with Damon. As Stefan puts her back on her feet, Elena says, "I knew you'd catch me." It's then that Alaric shoots him twice in the back with vervain darts. Once Stefan is down, Alaric approaches Elena. "Are you okay?" She says she's fine. Alaric says, "You look...uh...not sober." Pot. Kettle. Blee bloo. Elena says all that matters is that the plan worked. "Let's get him out of here." Commercial.

Elena and Alaric shove the unconscious Stefan in the back of Alaric's SUV. Elena gets in car. Alaric starts gathering his weapons, or possibly picking his belly button, and Vicki sets the whole gasoline doused car afire, with that magically floating lit cigarette, no less. Now Vicki is in the car. She apologizes to Elena, but even though Jeremy can see dead people because he died, and Matt can see dead people, because he died, Elena the supernatural doppelganger cannot see people, even though she died. Sorry, Vicki. She wasn't thinking about you, even when you were here. Also? Elena can't get out of the car. I guess the Original Witch has enchanted the locks. Alaric tries to break a window, but he can't. As the car burns and fills with smoke, Elena rouses Stefan, who, even in his weakened state, is able to kick off the rear door of the SUV. Once Elena gets to safety, she insists that she and Alaric pull Stefan out, as well.