Mossy Manse: Damon is rolling up blood-stained carpet and otherwise cleaning his Oscar-y brother's mess. Something whooshes through the room and knocks a vase to the floor. When it shatters, poor Felix-y Damon has just about had it. He calls out Stefan and tells him to keep it up. As Damon starts to clean up the next mess, something picks him up and throws him in the air and across the room. Is it Stefan? OH NO! It is Mason "Uncle Brick House" Lockwood. Back in the flesh, or nearly so. I say he's a ghost called back by Matt and/or Bonnie's spell. My friend, Brooke, says he's a hybrid Klaus was able to reanimate with just drops of doppelganger blood. Either way, who cares? Can he be nekkid and in chains again, sometime soon? Please, Show? I promise I'll forget all that "sire" crap. Brick House is with me. He looks at Damon, who is losing consciousness, and says, "This is going to be fun." He's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out.

Okee dokee, artichokees. I'm outta here and onto my next gig. If you can answer that character/school grade question (or just want to say hi), please send me an e-mail at CynthiaMcLennan[at]gmail.com. In the meantime, please grade the episode up top and join us in the forum, where I'm hoping Buffy will show up and put some more grrr in our girl, Elena.

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