Vampire Diaries
Smells Like Teen Spirit

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Cindy McLennan: B | 1 USERS: A+
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Come On, Buffy

Gilbert Gables: Jeremy is leaving a voice mail for Bonnie, who is dodging his calls. After he hangs up, Anna appears and says, "I shouldn't be here. [...] Why are you thinking about me when you're calling her?" The Germ says, "I didn't think I was. I mean look...I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing, Anna. The problem is -- I don't think I can stop thinking about you." It's okay, Germ. I truly believe it's possible to be in love with two people at the same time -- so does your sister. Anna's smile is soft. "I can't stop thinking about you, either." When she sits on the bed next to him, Jeremy asks, "What are we gonna do?" Anna holds up her hand, waiting for him to touch it. Jeremy laughs and then raises his. But when he touches her, not only does she feel it -- he feels it. They look at each other -- shocked -- and then Jeremy laces his fingers between those of his dead girlfriend.

Mossy Manse: Damon is rolling up blood-stained carpet and otherwise cleaning his Oscar-y brother's mess. Something whooshes through the room and knocks a vase to the floor. When it shatters, poor Felix-y Damon has just about had it. He calls out Stefan and tells him to keep it up. As Damon starts to clean up the next mess, something picks him up and throws him in the air and across the room. Is it Stefan? OH NO! It is Mason "Uncle Brick House" Lockwood. Back in the flesh, or nearly so. I say he's a ghost called back by Matt and/or Bonnie's spell. My friend, Brooke, says he's a hybrid Klaus was able to reanimate with just drops of doppelganger blood. Either way, who cares? Can he be nekkid and in chains again, sometime soon? Please, Show? I promise I'll forget all that "sire" crap. Brick House is with me. He looks at Damon, who is losing consciousness, and says, "This is going to be fun." He's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out.

Okee dokee, artichokees. I'm outta here and onto my next gig. If you can answer that character/school grade question (or just want to say hi), please send me an e-mail at CynthiaMcLennan[at]gmail.com. In the meantime, please grade the episode up top and join us in the forum, where I'm hoping Buffy will show up and put some more grrr in our girl, Elena.

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