Vampire Diaries
Vampire Diaries

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Cindy McLennan: B- | 1283 USERS: B
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Mystic Falls Torture Emporium: Caroline is all burnt and broken. Her Daddy is sitting on the floor, telling her that when Carol Lockwood told him Caroline was a vampire, he sat down and cried. Oh boo hoo for you, Bill. Caroline weeps as she tells him she learned to adapt. "I don't need to be fixed. I can't be fixed." He brings her the bag of blood again, and encourages her to fight the urge. She says she can't. She's starving. "Why are you trying to fix me?" Bill shouts, "So I don't have to kill you." At that, Caroline vamps out. Bill backs up. Caroline cries as she says she's sorry. Bill realizes the sun has gone down and says they'll try again tomorrow. When he locks her in the torture emporium dungeon for the night, he looks up to find Liz on the stairs above, aiming her gun at him. Mommy to the rescue! He pleads with her to let him handle this because he knows what he's doing. Liz reminds him that he has their daughter in there. "She looks up to you. She loves you." Bill: "And she'll trust me to do the right thing. Let me do this, Liz, not because she's a monster, but because we love her." Liz waits a beat, but never lowers her gun. She then calls Tyler, who flies down the stairs. Bill's all, "You're not going in there," so Liz fires a warning shot. Tyler opens the door, unshackles Caroline, retrieves her ring for her, puts it back on her, lifts her into his arms and carries her out.

Gloria's Bar, Present: Stefan tells Klaus, "I'm confused. If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid dick who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?" Klaus, as non-responsive as ever, says, "All good things must come to an end."

1920s, Speakeasy: Klaus looks on as Rebekah and Stefan dance, but then his super senses, which sure aren't working well during the present-day scenes in this episode, pick up the approach of the Chicago police. The cops spray the place with bullets. Stefan grabs Rebekah and they duck behind the bar, where Stefan finds wooden bullets. "They're using wooden bullets. They know." Rebekah says, "That means he's here." She won't tell Stefan who is after them. Klaus gets over to the bar and screams for Rebekah that it's time for them to leave. As he's pulling her out of the speakeasy, Rebekah clutches at her necklace. When she moves too suddenly, it falls off. Stefan bends to pick it up. Klaus stops him and says, "I'm sorry, but the fun must end here." Stefan says, "What are you talking about?" Klaus then compels Stefan. "You must forget Rebekah and me. Until I say otherwise, you never knew us, Stefan. Thank you. I had forgotten what it was like to have a brother." He's gone in a flash. Stefan stands there confused for a moment and then walks off.

Vampire Diaries

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