Vampire Diaries
The Killer

Episode Report Card
Cindy McLennan: A- | 6 USERS: A
Yeah, I Don't Do Teen Drama

Mystic Grill. Stefan's still trying to reason with Connor. I don't have to type all this nonsense, do I. Connor thinks not. "I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH VAMPIRES." Stefan blahs about how if he dies without knowing his destiny, all his kills will be for nothing. Well, no. He'll have still killed a bunch of monsters. No offense, Stefan. You can take the girl out of Buffy, but you can't take the Buffy out of the girl.

Elena arrives outside the Grill just as Stefan is promising he can give Connor the truth if he'll just drop the gun and free Jeremy. Elena runs in and begs Connor not to kill Jeremy. "He's the only family I have left. Just let him go." Connor screams out to Stefan, "You hear that? Your girl's watching. I will shoot the boy right in front of her." The look of realization on Jeremy's face reminds me of U2's song "Peace On Earth." You become the monster, so the monster will not break you. Take in this moment, Jeremy. Take it right in and hide it in your heart.

While I'm getting all philosophical, Connor yells out to Stefan that if he doesn't show himself on the count of three, he's killing Jeremy. Elena stands frozen. After, "Two..." Stefan rises. Before Connor can shoot him, Elena jumps the hunter. The gun goes off and a stray bullet strikes Jeremy in the gut. Elena throws Connor to the ground, gets on top of him and throttles him. Stefan realizes Jeremy's about to pass out and fall off the trigger mat. He zoops over, gets the boy and Stealth Salvatores him behind an upended table. Elena screams, "Jeremy!" Connor throws her off. He gets on top of Elena. He's got a raised stake in one hand and is pulling her hair with the other. Wait. The badass mystical secretly tattooed vampire slayer is a hair puller? Stefan throws Connor across the room. Elena rises and looks around. I don't really get here if she can't find Jeremy, or if Stefan has already disappeared with Connor, but it doesn't matter, because it's time for another commercial.

Once we're back from the break, Elena is feeding Jeremy her blood. Would Stefan judge them for incest? I'm just sayin'... Anyhow, when she sees his wound, she starts to vamp out, and has to turn away. As she stammers out an apology, Jeremy tells her she doesn't have to hide her vampirism. He knows she won't hurt him. I guess bad table manners run in the Gilbert family because Jeremy doesn't wipe the blood of his mouth, either. Sheesh, and their dad was a doctor?

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