Alaric: That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Now that is an episode of The Vampire Diaries. Welcome back, show. You had me worried for a couple of weeks. Of course, now we're left hanging on the edge of this cliff, until April 19, 2012. I don't mind the break, except for how I completely do.
I'll be back April 20, 2012 with coverage of episode 3-19, "Heart Of Darkness." In the meantime, please grade the episode up top and join us in the forum, where I cannot look you in the eye and deny my feelings for Damon.