Ridiculous Road Trip Down Letdown Lane: Katherine has Jeremy's cell phone. When a text comes in from Bonnie that reads, "Where are U?" Katherine says, "I think your witchy girlfriend worried that you've run away with your ghostly lover." Damon wants them to knock off the teenybopper drama and tells Jeremy to focus. Soon, Anna shows up on the table behind Jeremy and says she won't help them. Even after Jeremy explains they're looking for a way to kill Klaus, Anna's response is: "I don't care. Katherine is not a friend to you. Neither of them are." When Damon asks what Anna said, Jeremy says, "She doesn't want to help you." Katherine leans in and whispers to Damon: "My advice. If you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few... legs." I think I've gotten some fortune cookies written by her. Damon rises and approaches Jeremy. "Jeremy, I just want you to know, it's nothing personal." He then slams Jeremy's head against the picnic table. As Jeremy yells, "Oh, what the hell?" Damon talks to Anna, even though he can't see her. "Anna, I know you can hear me. Tell us what you know -- the sooner the better for your little boyfriend here." Anna tells Jeremy, "They're looking for Mikael." Jeremy shouts out, "MIKAEL." After questions from Damon and Katherine, Anna explains that Mikael is the vampire who hunts vampires. So he's Michael the Vampire Vampire Slayer? Right then. We'll be calling him MtVVS. Anna says they don't want to wake him. He'll kill both of them. Jeremy relays that they'd be idiots to wake him. Damon: "It's time to go find the keys." Katherine: "Mmm hmm."
Episode Report CardCindy McLennan: A- | 1418 USERS: A-
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